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but she's a squirter, and that dress
I'm sorry, Amanda, if I behaved in a way
The tri-racial twat stabbed me in the back!
Fuck me in the Aspen.
I'll tell you why.
Where is that fat-faced, freckled fuck-it-up-agus?
challenges...
- That was in Iraq, Senator James? - Afghanistan.
Once upon a time, back in high school,
I love you too, Tom. Go fuck yourself.
- Oh, come... - Me?
- No? No. - Yep.
- Dan fucked you? - Mm-hmm.
And now here we are,
Of his Amy?
Madam President.
All right? God!
Ma'am.
to say they never dated you.
- Swing the corner... - Around the corner.
ever since Felix decided to back Tom.
You gave me the idea.
Where is Tom James?
- What was she, a possum? - Actually Korean, but that's very funny.
For too long women have been silent
Can you see if they can make me
like the cross-piece on an Eiffel Tower three-way.
Oh, did he? Have you met Senator Talbot?
but I do want the baby to know that you're the father...
I love you.
Did Mrs. James send you to chaperone?
Is it gonna explode between my legs
One thing I've learned in politics,
that you're a bit of a lightweight.
And give yourself a hand!
With this? And the...
You OK, Dan?
The good news is, our approval rating
drops out of the race.
New polls from New Hampshire. Seems you just left yesterday,
- Ma'am, I am so sorry... - Amy, you got
- Of course. - Thank you.
He once tried to friend me on Facebook,
and make me cum until I cry?
Tut-tut, Selina.
- Uh-huh. Okay. - Print edition. Okay.
Kemi! Oh, my God, my protégée!