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has empaneled a grand jury to investigate the Meyer Fund,
Maybe that's it. Maybe I gotta cut out
- Roll her away... - OK, when do we get
I believe that our country will always be a shining
is that the artists
so much for joining us.
I got super handsy!
Gayle King is here!
It's Mike53729.
You are a stone-cold, neck-down hottie.
- That's right, way up. - Oh, nice.
There was nothing professional about my behavior!
OK, listen. Jonah...
I'm gonna kick your ass all over the electoral map.
Ma'am, I'm the Senator's Deputy Chief of Staff.
I did. Really. About a year and a half ago.
an alternate universe
Well, for one thing, uh, I have a lot of new ideas.
Now bow to your partner...
An all-female ticket? I don't think so.
Swing your partner.
- Does she know that? - Thought I was your protégée.
- Give me that. - Ma'am,
but you aged out of Felix's demo back in the 20th century.
ya know, at home.
I'll see ya on the trail.
Wait, hold that thought. It's upside-down.
- Oh, yes. Good. - This color's actually quite strong.
That was the most humiliating experience
- Get out. - Ohh.
- Did you see what she had for breakfast? - Yeah.
I'm pregnant.
who loves me. Yeah, normal.
over the presidency,
You always have been and you always will be.
For what?
Hey, Felix, can I talk to you for a quick second?
Goddamnit!
- Thank you. - No comment.
Presentation on compost at the Treehouse Theater, 9:00 a.m.
- OK? What is compost? - I don't...
you're gonna be drowning in money so dark
none of these masturbators of the universe
- No, you're good. - No problem.