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Can you imagine?
Actually, I was hoping
I'm not sure he'd be strong enough to stand it.
- The money. "Show me the..." - No.
Jonah Ryan and I have not ever dated,
It's important to note they only got to third base.
uh, thank you, Felix,
- No, we get it. - Right.
Uh, we...
Up top!
No, Teddy!
- Right? Gary gets it. - Madam President.
Oh! There you are.
Oluwakemi.
Welcome to my 16th Annual Discovery Weekend.
- Oh, Felix! - I am thrilled
That would be awkward.
to the problems of tomorrow... You wanna square dance!
Believe me, nobody checks.
Well, give my regards to Felix and his checkbook.
It's always...
- Here. I can't hold this. - I can't.
The man lives in a vast invisible closet.
we don't wait for the convention, Felix.
Mind if I tag along?
So...
I too did not date Jonah Ryan.
MMF. The Devil's threesome.
- Exactly. - Thank you. Yes.
we're swingin' together!
- How are things on the Hill? - Crazy as ever.
ma'am, moved you to table 47
I... So good to see you!
I just can't believe that that second-hand Muppet
OK.
I can be a bit of a... A lightweight.
C-Come on.
Oh. OK, well,
for next to nothing!
And I'll tell ya something, she might want to consider
I was lying there with a lot of tubes and wires
Tom and Felix ended up closing down the Casamigos Tequila Ideas Bar together.
- Well, that could be anybody. - Sounds like you.
Hey.
Because back in our old Senate days,
Which, I was all for it when it killed my dad,
Somebody's gotta go in there and lure Felix out.
I name my running mate now.
without me jammed in between 'em
Good Lord, what's up with Frigid Von Pole-Up-Her-Ass?
Why would I pay for a girl to get fatter?
I like to say she's the future of the party. I mean, look at her!
We've said everything we need to.
one-and-done Congresstard"
struggling with the sprinkle dispenser.
defending a woman's right to choose
Scatter.
I've been having an upset stomach,
Maybe there's...
Ma'am, do you want to pick out an outfit for tonight?
wrote an article that people actually read.
spent the entire morning French-braiding each other's bald spots.
His behavior was