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- We get the joke. - OK.
Ma'am... I'm pregnant.
Hi. Yes, I would like to schedule an appointment
Actually, Senator Isles is under investigation right now, so...
I'm in a relationship with a good, normal man,
Sometimes it's good to think about the future.
- I haven't traumatized anyone. - There was your aide, Emma Gray.
EWtoN. No, that's upside-down.
He'll look older after Felix switches blood with him.
I saw him earlier at the sundae bar
For that amount of money to my campaign,
Oh, yes. Clearly.
with one of your OB/GYNs.
just to innovate entrepreneurial solutions
You're...
Well, he sure as shit didn't pick me.
Oh, yeah, right. 'Cause that's bad now.
Oh, look at you outside!
Well, I didn't tell him you were a lousy lay.
That's gonna stick.
th-that's tricky.
Hey, is Kim here?
is sit on some panel for new media innovators.
Watch where you're goin'!
are even looking me in the eye
That brain of yours is fascinating to me!
Man... OK... splain... Senator, we have to go.
Take a few deep breaths first. Don't tell me how to breathe.
I'm not her brother, and I never was.
- Oh, Felix. - I can't count the number of times
I split the bill on all my dates.
that they had bras big enough to handle all that meat.
- beacon of hope. - Oh, God, he looks good.
Felix, um, I'd like
Look what the Gulfstream dragged in.
Wow, that is so incredible! I did not see you there.
He cannot spend another second with Felix
Isn't that Senator Talbot over there?
In Afghanistan, OK.
How about we disrupt the election?
Well, you might all know that old chestnut, "Mother knows best"?
Oh, wow. Um...
So, uh, I heard you had a very big night
You are not going to believe it.