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In your fucking face, eggs.
Oh, where is the great and powerful Oz, by the way?
- Nothing. Nada. - Really?
Gary-oke is done, my friend. It's time for Danny-oke now.
The sixth, it's gonna be a bad day for the bad guys.
He'll bounce back. I got a feeling.
to the place you wanted to be.
Okay, Philip Dorsey's the last one, so he's gonna be quick.
Vice President Selina Meyer.
Now I'd like to work on breaking down
Both require precision timing, neither should be rushed.
You know robust is my word. She stole my word.
Does aggressive trump robust?
With this hostage situation,
What? The hostages? We got 'em?
It would have been nice to have been consulted about your speech, ma'am.
I do solemnly swear...
We got to go early. You know POTUS.
"Considered response" is now gonna be "robust response."
I don't know what's going on,
- Hey, Mike? - Yes, ma'am.
She has a return appearance?
Well, that's how the cookie crumbles.
this great nation know this,
Ma'am, some of the prosthetic legs they have these days
- Oh, damn it. - Okay.
And where did you serve, Marine?
Look how teeny tiny that is.
Thank you for your service.
Yeah, take the coat. That makes sense to me.
Yes, I do. Oh, my gosh, yes.
Operation Good Shepherd is proceeding well, ma'am.
Robust? Damn, That's Good.
Don't you have somewhere you're supposed to be?
If you don't mind my saying, ma'am, there speaketh a civilian.
You like your reds through a bendy straw, too, right, Mike?
Wow. Hope it comes with CliffsNotes.
Thank you.
Ma'am, the vice president sometimes has to do
As in intel, of course, ma'am.
Ashes to ashes,
Cerise? Yes, sir.
Maybe only in DC.
I believe he lost from above the knee.
Stick a thermometer up Washington's ass.
Right? You get that? You understand it?
Move everything off of the sixth for me.
- Oh, okay. I'm sorry, ma'am. - It's fine.
And it's your job to coordinate that, maestro.
I know what I'm doing, George.
What? You're not fucking Sue.