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- Coolness report? - [ Gasps ]
Oh! Oh. Consider it done.
I can't relax. Being president is hard work!
Shh! By the time they find out. we'll have taken our cyanide pills.
You mean the spider bite at Disneyland?
Keith Fitt Here
[ Groaning ]
Fourscore and four, fourscore and five...
- You had a meeting this morning! - I have a lot of meetings. I'm the president!
Oh. all right. But only because you haven't outed Rod and Todd.
Mom. Lisa won't share!
- Should we take the hover bus or the non-hover bus? - Non-hover.
I just need a little moola to get my amp out of hock. How 'bout a little loan-ski?
The Lost Pirate
1600! Sweet!
[ Whines ]
People can't deal with what I'm laying down.
Guys. the thing is. we totally have the money. and we tried to wire it to you.
Well. if my country needs me-
Or the incident with the over salted fries.
Damn! I was so close! I had 3 27!
[ Groans ] Lisa's counting on me for this coolness report.
- [ Questioning Groan ] - Lisa?
I guess I am an embarrassment.
- I never trusted her. - Don't blame me. I voted for Chastity Bono!
You're not gonna believe it. Lise.
- Appointed a supreme court justice. - Oh!
- Helen? - Wasn't I wearing a hat?
All right! Time for some underage gambling. So long. sucker!
The Balanced Breakfast Program just created a generation of ultra-strong super criminals.
Aw,just like her mommy, Maggie Senior.
Don't you think we should wait for Lisa? She is the president.
# Send a check to my friend Ralph #