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Gold? I thought we agreed on a $5 limit here.
So cook your own damn turkey, wrap your own damn presents,
Every year, I look up at that star
- Hi, Peter. - Hi, I'm Prancer.
But does anyone take responsibility and make it happen? No!
This is a night for magic and wonder and joy.
Now you go relax while I make my little Christmas angel a big stack of pancakes.
- Don't whisper. I don't have a hangover. - It's a Christmas miracle.
You're gonna take back donated gifts on Christmas Eve?
Megan, Santa would think it terribly naughty of me not to fulfil my obligation to Mother.
- And to think I was nice! - You got another one, dude.
Ow! Ow! Titty-twister! Ow! Hurts!
No paper towels? Aaaaagh!
You!
How dare he say such blasphemy! I've gotta do something!
- The pageant means so much to her. - Where do you think she is?
Kill 'em.
That's it? Fish food? That's your ace in the hole?
but Lincoln gave me the wrong Gettysburg Address.
It was just a dream. I needn't fear this Santa.
Joe had his accident at Christmastime.
I almost caught him last year. But he's magic!
Clarence, I wanna live again! I wanna live again!
No, paper, towels? Aaaaagh!
I just want this family to have a perfect Christmas.
I am a bit irritated that I have to shop again. But at least some good came out of it.
I-I-I changed my mind.
I... AM... GOING... TO... KILL. FOR... YOU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U
- I don't want to have to come in there. - I don't want to have to come in there!
Anyhoo, the perennial dictum is to spread goodwill towards all men.
They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter",