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Whoa... Agh!
May all your wishes come true...
Merry Christmas!
Maybe we should set him up with another lemon snow cone.
Dang it, Buck! It's my turn to use the sexbox!
No bulletproof glass? Claus, you make it too easy.
- Yes! - No! No, no, no, no, no!
Very clever. Watching to see if I'm naughty are you?
Jeez, kids. I was this close to losing it. But your mom's right.
Why don't you take Joe along?
Hungry Hungry Hippos? Claus, you porcine double-crosser!
This won't do any good. Let's see if she's at the pageant.
The irony is that this is contrary to our nature.
"Lucky there's a family guy
No, the rest were from the family. Were... weren't they?
- Oh! - I'm a cop first, a buddy second,
Honey, Santa's making a list and checking it twice.
Do you have the express written consent of ABC and the NFL?
- This Christmas rocks! - Mom, Stewie's opening his gifts. Mom?
HA HA HA HA HA! (little girl scream) Rio (1991)
So we sing Christmas carols to lull him to sleep.
Thank God years ago I planted a homing device in her skull
This mirror will show you anything.
For every girl and boy.
Merry Christmas, dude.
That does not rock!
Oh.
Don't worry, kid. It's just a mild sedative. Go!
Ah, screw this.
Excellent, Stewie.
"Laugh and cry
for just such an occasion.
Heh.