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Trust him. He's seen every Christmas special ever made.
Shh. Dad's awake.
"How does his pee per work mommy?" "Got news for you Becky. Not so well!"
Come on, honey. It's the only thing I've asked you to do. Please?
Dammit, Peter!
So I Can Drink Beer And Watch TV? Because Kiss Saves Christmas Is On.
It's my sexbox! And her name is Sony.
Great time last night. Don't worry. We'll get Lois down.
Who the hell knows when that will be?
so you have to compress your body to the size of a sponge
"But where are those good old-fashioned values
See? I'm just barking in the dark. No one here but me.
Oh, someone's being naughty, not nice.
Turkey!
- To the Kisscopter! - Yay!
Constant surveillance of every child on Earth? Impossible!
So, You Can Drink Beer And Watch TV. Because Kiss Saves Christmas Is On.
Kids, why don't you take Stewie to see Santa?
Stewie, honey, time for bed. You have a big day tomorrow, Baby Jesus.
I told you we should've left cookies for Santa.
Ho, ho, ho. And what can I bring you this year?
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
Doesn't get much gayer than this.
and I've already had four eggnogs, so I guess you're it.
and while you're at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to hell!