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Don't put it in your nose. It burns like hell.
- What do we do? - Wait a second.
Agh! No, damn you! Damn you, let me go! Agh!
You mean Julie's barrettes!
- Uh... Well, it's a little warm in here. - "Don we now our gay apparel. "
2 x 7 x 89 = 1246
Change me! I've leaked, and I won't face him wet!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Everyone knows pterodactyls can't stand the screech of a guitar!
Oh, you guys are asses!
A peace offering, is it? Very well.
"That'll Be About As Much Fun As A Lecture On Ontological Empiricism."
Lol
Just a second. You got something to say to me?
- He sees you when you're sleeping. - He knows when you're awake.
You still want 'em, you bony old blue-hair?
Agh!
You think all this goodwill falls from the freakin' sky? It doesn't!
We hope your freakin' holidays are filled with fun and cheer.
OK, so a couple of things have gone wrong. But we can still have a great Christmas.
Lois, it was horrible. The fish were jumping all over my eyes and in my nose,
- Just one more thing. - Lois!
- I was gonna pick at that. - Shut your fat mouth!
Must...Kill...Starr...
No, thanks. The last one you gave me didn't taste like lemon. It tasted like...
That's about as funny as Sinbad. Not the comedian. He's hilarious.
All right, let's a-wassail!
Good evening. I'm playing the role of Jesus,
its my turn with the idiot box no, its my turn and her name is Twitter
You're not mad?
Hey, I guess there's some magic in that old silk hat.
Good boy! Now, smile for the camera.
- Easy, lady. - You want some of this!