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Always Turkey.
This is on you!
The one that wanted to watch Modern Family?
with Matt Lauer sadly looking in the window.
We split everything zero‐100, like most couples.
that don't sound like you made them up in a panic.
was arrested for the break‐in.
- ♪ Let us adore him ♪ - ♪ Sleigh bells ringing ♪
Now they're standing hand‐in‐hand?
or did you want a year of Quibi?
Everybody kneel in the backyard
Well, At mount middlemost they say,
Coming up this morning, Christmas came early
Yeah, this is gonna work.
You're doing deaf jokes?
- What? - I don't know.
It's... (grunts)
Husband does what wife normally does, comma, makes headlines.
that don't sound like I made them up in a panic?
you have to feed so damn much
Huh. Not too bad.
"sad stuff's about to happen" acoustic guitar plays.
(sighs) Wait. Where's all the Christmas stuff?
Oh, boy, Joan, I'm gonna have to let you go.
to make Christmas happen around here without me.
Okay, okay, maybe we both forget what we saw.
Are you guys still sore at me?
Okay. Ruin Christmas. Here we go.
Peter, where's the Christmas tree?