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I appreciate the call.
- It doesn't work that way. - I love her to death.
- Wow. - Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers.
Moving on to number two we've got Asbury rants he has 23, Thousand Episodes. And he posted this episode called Bad Girl McGuire, and basically lizzy and Miranda. Parent apparently he must be grounded for something like that he watching on his lizzie McGuire's feet. With his girlfriend over.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
Monaco, right.
Mmm-hmm.
Ha-ha!
Okay?
And I lived in a place where everything was for sale.
And it's the Jews every fucking time
would be upwards of $60,000!
El Capitan
We don't Create Shit
We gave him the right guidance.
Kevin.
And when she came to me and asked me for a job,
Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
and nobody can recall anything
I fucking hate you Sam
You don't fuck with these guys
You know who Brooke is. Come on.
fondle him and shit like that.
What do you think? We're, we're...
You don't fuck with them like that.
I got a low blood sugar, thyroid thing.
And there was no way I was gonna make that flight sober.
Jordan, he's not breathing. You gotta do something.
Yeah, I know your country. You're gonna beat me.
GET THE LUBE
513-377-4755
I'm at a pay phone. What's going on?
Where's my kiss?
MAN: You've reached Frank's Best Auto Body.
(ALL MURMURING)
Okay, babe, stop!
Hustler and Popular Mechanics.
Okay.
I don't know where your money...
They get launched at the target. They stick.
Celebrating Chris' Release from Jail
And in the case of the telephone,
bexio!
(GLASS SHATTERS) We own the companies...
I can't...
Subpoena? What the fuck are you talking about?
Fucking bitch! Piece of shit fucking whore!
Någon skriver i gruppen Brant:
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy.
You make a lot of money?
Listen to me! Leave the fucking house, Jordan,
Dear Matthew
You wanna fuck me?
I'm a sex addict, too.
Venice, baby, where are you?
You give me one shot here
Boom shocka locka!
What are you saying? Who told you that?
ROBIN LEACH: (OVER TV) For millionaires whose ships...
Now Brad, as a successful drug dealer,
Jordan.
Then I get another brilliant Idea. 0 Hour to expiration options
Oh, come on, baby.
Joe The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
- Instead of growing up. Yeah. - He will?
through one rathole or another.
?
You know,
Rosé all day! ROSÉ ALL DAY!!!
- Okay? - Okay.
I don't even know who Venice is.
Tens of millions of dollars at stake, you know.
Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone.
Yes, we would. Mmm-hmm.
Fuck them!
I really have to give this some thought
Get the fried pickles!
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
- My fucking wife! - Chill! Chill, bro.
(Screams)
Oh, who's this? Say hi, Rocky.
You know, a lot of those guys died but they never sued anybody.
all away.
I just...
We’re not fucking leaving
and eviscerate your enemies.
Okay.
Screw you
a million belonged to me, held in phony accounts by my ratholes.
(LAUGHS)
Get the nudes
Oh hey Is it Wednesday already?
- Mr. Belfort! - Give me one minute.
So fuck you!
Wake up you piece of shit
No s**t. That's interesting.
but the Duchess did have style.
Jordan Belfort.
I'm 22 years old, newly married,
Whatever the fuck that means.
Cause I ain't sleeping!!
The funeral!
Pick up the phone and start dialing
(ALL LAUGHING) Steve Madden.
So I presume you're Italian?
Oh, good for you.
FAST FAM CELEBRATING CHRIS'S RELEASE FROM INTERNET JAIL
You have an awesome place here
But there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your practices.
Can you say that again?
- A year? In the ballpark? - Oh.
Both military and civilian
right after I work out, then once right after lunch.
I've bitten off more than I can chew, you know.
hello
PIck up the keyboard and start coding
Counterfeit pills!
Trump: Move the money from the country's pocket into your pocket
Maybe I hadn't made it home okay.
Trust me, do not answer the phone.
Uh, plumbers. Um...
You know how it is.
pride ourselves on being the best.
It's like the smell...
Just the same way.
give information about my friends.
Venice!
I can't understand you!
Sweetheart, what's going on?
No! Jordan, stop it!
He's got his hand on my dick again.
saali randi whore fucking bitch
When you’re 15 beers deep at the 19ths hole and the wife calls “I’m at the kOnTry club”
or a U.S. Justice Department investigation, for example?
JORDAN: Word about us spread throughout Wall Street.
The rabbit motherfucker, the rabbit
Enter our new securities attorney, Manny Riskin.
MAN: You're not getting a fucking promotion!
When my friends ask how’s crypto
So I recruited some of my hometown boys.
When you are new to the ER
Come on let's get fat get fat with me bro
You gotta stop doing that in public places.
- Do we want to get like a... - Mace. Taser guns.
Naomi and I got along. I mean, we...
They're up and comers. That's what that means.
(ROARING)
Integrity.
Empty credit cards! Empty credit cards!
- Yeah, he was very upset. - Really?
Dean planning the next midcity job
And once you have it all
thought jujitsu was in Israel.
No, you don't hate 2 million, Donnie.
She's perfect
POV : vos invités ne veulent pas quitter le cocktail pour passer à table !
There's a smell, there's an attraction thing.
Let me know if they ask about me if they ask about me
and if you don't wanna get too personal,
Nzuzo Phewa
This, this is your penis… Sell me this penis
Jordan! Jordan!
I’m not eatin
Stop call Hello
Okay. No, no. This could be explained.
me, then I take relative estimation to serious
Yes. Sweetheart, I have a rare condition
Good! Now Pick up your phone and start dialing!
Let's do 5... $5,000.
You think I would let my kids near you?
- I'm sober. - Jesus fucking Christ!
JORDAN: Hmm.
on a new suit from our Stratton tailor.
Enough of this shit... will make you invincible.
and get them so horny they'd be fucking each other.
We're jumping into bed every two minutes?
That's not the Kimmie that I met.
you end up with your tits in a ringer.
3rd cup of coffee and I'm like
and I got a feeling you're gonna need it.
Okay, Mr. Jordan.
Then I was a licensed broker at last,
You don't know me, I don't know you.
If we don't consider him a human,
Good to see you.
50% commission?
Whoever gets closer to the dollar sign...
We got plans up here that are gonna take this school
It's our markup for our services.
I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few.
Maaaaaaaagots!
Oh, no.
Test Test
Buddha I’m so so sorry for your loss
sa mi gag pula hello.. I m here
She did? (LAUGHS)
Yeah, yeah, that's us. Hey. This is it. This is it.
JORDAN: What's his problem?
They just don't.
- You gotta stay relaxed. - Yeah.
you're a fucking dirty little birdie phil
It had nothing to fucking do with me.
Yeah, my wife. Yeah.
yeah go fuck your cousin
Ah!
I changed all these people's lives
Yes!
And that's the thing.
We meet someplace that I fucking say.
- right now! Open the door! - Put your seat belt on.
I fucking hate you, Jordan.
Now 'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime.
Collateralized debt obligations?
My friends in Long Island told me
Go to Trailhead and keep studying!
Earning shit money as I geared up to take my Series 7.
We don't start dialing at 9:30
through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki,
I just thought you might remember that.
Do not worry about it. I have the SEC under control.
You never gotten one hour printing? She’s never gotten one hour printing
sent two lawyers down to review our files.
After five minutes, you'll forget you even have it on.
That that day is finally here.
You just made love to me.
CHANTALLE: Welcome. (GIGGLING)
with three days of razor-stubble,
Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
Boom-shaka-laka!
you'd have to get a penicillin shot
If You want my name is kaylee. and there's big trouble coming you're going to shut the fuck up and quit hating on the lizzie McGuire DVD.
As Jill Would Say "I don't have 2 nickles to rub together"
JORDAN: The Quaalude,
Who told you that? It's bullshit
- I have two little kids. Ugly wife. - Right.
Oh, fuck!
Jordan Belfort's setup worked for me
Lets fuck
I'm available.
You know what? If you're happy, God bless you, buddy.
spotting the hottest shoe trends.
Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk.
(SOBBING)
- Well, yeah. - Okay.
That's horrible. You're not gonna...
No matter who you are,
We don't know what's going on here.
Hi, how are you?
homo krijg tering
He says it's urgent.
You hate 2 million?
- Me, too. - Come here, buddy.
just to look more WASP-y.
Went to school for environmental science, something like that.
Yeah.
ALL: (CHANTING) Fuck you!
- Yup. - For what?
It was our next big move.
(TOILET FLUSHING)
Duke it out! Hit him!
And don't pick up your fucking head until 1:00.
He wants to cash in, liquidate,
It's the Forbes article. They all want to work for you now.
A non-alcoholic beer. It's got no alcohol.
I drink like a fish.
Alright get off my boat
You’re able to do drugs during the day And then still function, still do your job?
is if the crime being pursued
He comes in all fucking loopy and fucked up, I swear to God
And if it doesn't work for you,
Wolfie
- A lot. - Yeah.
Pick a name! Pick a name!
Understand, understand, understand
It's beautiful!
Switzerland? What the fuck is in Switzerland?
a friend's, camarade...
- Please. - (GRUNTS) Bitch!
Yeah, well. It's supposed to fade away.
(LAUGHS)
JEAN JACQUES: Yes. Yes.
Fucking digits.
Sure.
when I hear "have a devops team" it's all a fugazi, you know what a fugazi is?
What the fuck, Jordan?
I heard some stupid shit. I don't know.
THE WOLF OF WALL STREET PART 1
Like his phosphorescent white teeth.
I's gonna be lates.
or our money arriving safely in Switzerland.
MC: So listen. I've met some bad motherfuckers in my life.
to take me out of here!
It's a shame, you know.
Yeah, right. Stupid.
He ever get back to you about that, um...
It's just, you know... It bothers me.
- I see it around a lot. - Oh, yeah, where?
You're not fucking taking my Goddamn fucking kids!
You wait.
but I'm looking at your chin.
You should be.
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My killers!
The Jet Skis just went overboard!
When ppl ask me if I get tired of it always being hot in So. Florida!
Now the key to making money in a situation like this
What are you, nuts or something?
Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up,
JORDAN: Because they're too smart,
You Gotta Pump Those Up. Those Are Rookie Numbers In This Racket.
If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to talk about the one…
Still, give them to me young, hungry and stupid
Jesus Christ, I Think You Have A Fucking Drug Problem.
We have a problem, okay.
Look, Jordan, I can't discuss an ongoing investigation.
split your differential and tip the fuck over.
MAN: Can we do 8,000 shares?
I made $49 million,
What's wrong with you?
And by the way, John, our analysts indicate
HAVE LIKE THIS
Sort of.
Requesting availability on above-average wingers
Oh, hey.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
no matter where you came from,
and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough
we'll turn his company into a penny stock! You hear me?
sounding like a kind of twisted Robin Hood
I'll quit my job and work for you
into the fucking stratosphere!
Absolutely not.
a a
until they fucking choke on it!
SSO! SSO!
ROBIN LEACH: Anchors aweigh!
Done!
павпвап вапвап
I think it's Odd.
Fuck, yeah!
No! No!
You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Tell your sister I was asking about her
A woman who spends
They don't know I exist?
We gotta get to London.
It fucking makes me angry.
Sides? $26,000 worth of sides?
It's sales. You work your way up,
However, apes tend to use their feet as hands.
and secure the deck.
You get another brilliant Idea
No.
Sell me this spoon
How about that, faggot? Who's a faggot?
So take a good look, Daddy.
(CHUCKLING) Wait...
HALF OF ITALY DEAD...
What an idiot
Pull up. Pull up! We're gonna crash, for Christ sake!
And I'm not gonna let someone...
The fuck does that even mean?
Move the money from the clients pocket Into your pocket
Let's integrate
- real soon. - I'm sure.