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With that said...
- And I have some more. - Really?
- What are you doing... - That whore from the party?
He's the only person with that many shares.
(GRUNTS)
You understand?
(GRUNTING)
Think about Teresa.
My decision.
Well, how's Naomi and everything?
Well...
JORDAN: My name is Jordan Belfort.
So boring. I wanna kill myself.
would eventually come where I'd have to be moving on.
Four fucking times, Kimmie! Four times.
PICK UP THE COCKSUCKING PHONE!
What?
You made 72 grand in one month?
BEE-KAYYYY
Hey listen, I bet NBA now
WQRWQE QWEQWE
I wanna fucking kill you!
If he comes in all fucking loopy and fucked up, I swear to God
I gotta go fucking talk to him right now!
Lost access to the IDRAC web server? Pick up the phone and start dialing!
into the fucking stratosphere!!
THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS IN THIS GUILD.
Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it?
No, I'm not fucking happy.
Yeah! (CHEERING)
It's crazy out there.
in just a matter of months.
I wanna suck you off
Here you go.
Welp, it’s week 3 and I’m getting desperate, so…
Last month. The Lollipop Club.
Including wearing a recording device,
who, it turns out, he'd been fucking
STEWARDESS: Sit down. Fasten it.
Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
Talk to me. Talk to me.
NAOMI: Did you just come?
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Tea? Yeah.
I grew up with this guy and he betrays me like that.
Where are the ludes?
The only… Pavol Bushnev-whatever
And they lock in.
Fuck off
Oui.
She's hot
And then precisely seven and one half minutes after that,
another weekend of degenerate behavior for the boys
(SIGHING)
You've got a visitor.
NICKY: We're here. We're here. Everyone calm down.
I'm married. I have a wife.
Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture.
I think it’s time you all get off my fuckin boat
The name of the game.... Move the money from your clients pocket into your pocket
Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone.
Ow! It's that slipped disc thing again.
Aunt Emma could never carry all this by herself.
Empty credit cards!
I’m not f*cking leaving!
TO BE PART OF THIS GUILD. I MEAN..
100,000 views in 50 fucking minutes!
Till they choke on it and they buy
Oh, God!
- Fuck you, you motherfucker! - Shut the fucking camera off.
- Fucking motherfucker! - Oh! Jesus!
if you come at me again.
Lass es krachen, Fabian!
No, that's all right, Jordan.
JORDAN: He's telling me to use a fucking rathole.
Like a loaded M16 without a trained Marine to pull the trigger.
requesting information on penny stocks
What do you do, bro?
would cooperate with a foreign legal body
HECTOR: Excellent strategy, sir.
But I had to take them just right.
Pick Up The Phone And Start Dialing
I make one percent. Or I did make one percent.
about this Steve Madden IPO.
Right.
—
There were more over here.
Sell me this pen.
Okay?
I want to. That's not why I do it.
Walking into the laundry room and seeing the auto air freshner
- 50% commission, baby. - Ooh.
Because They’re Addicted
- Please sit down! - NICKY: Ow!
Bye-bye.
I don't know you.
my life is fucked, you know?
radar detectors out of their garage.
Time to paint the tape. Whoo!
barring me from the securities industry,
Can I get you anything else, gentlemen?
Hey, listen. The only reason you're sitting in this limo
We should thank our fucking lucky stars this man is here!
or the life of your dreams will sail right past you.
without even a hiccup.
like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice. Not red.
Till next time.
Revolutions. You follow?
That's what I'm talking about!
The f**k does that even mean?
CAPTAIN TED: This is a fucking Mayday!
All wrestlers are nazis
I wanna be with the fucking Oompa-Loompas, like this!
- Oh, that was all us? - It wasn't me though.
So they're built for accuracy.
perfect.
Whatsoever.
Cartage Corporation?
Yeah, no, she's, you know...
(LAUGHING)
Come on! Let's go!
No, no. We don't even need computers here.
Give me that goddamn phone.
Monday Mott! Monday Mott Monday Mott!
When you get off the phone with the boss after calling in
I just got a call from my cousin Betty.
- I fucking love you, too. - I mean that.
JORDAN: Three times as powerful as anything available today.
“I’m aT ThE kOnTry KLub”
ALL: One!
I myself, I Sugar Ray at least twice a day
I sell SY $1’s and buy two racks of these right now
No.
I've never been a fan of the bee to be honest
Just come up in people's house like that!
By 4:00 p.m., the market had dropped 508 points.
Take your suit, take your dick, okay,
That is my name
Naomi, nice to meet you.
Oh, fuck off.
(FAINT CLANGING)
IT'S MILD FUCKING CASES
and they have to fucking... Hello.
I don't fucking know any...
Sell me this monkey dish
Is this SBC stuff regulated?
in terms of his cooperation.
Fat shaming? On St Patrick’s Day?
you're gonna be pulling up to a red light
(LAUGHING)
You show me a paystub for $40,000 And I’ll quit neuro fellowship right now
How do I describe this?
I shit you not, it exploded
Oh, my God,
JORDAN: It wasn't even a choice.
JORDAN: It was our time to party big.
Don't get boots bump
You get a free handgun
It's fucking good, right?
Was plane ich für meine nuttigen aktivitäten? Diversification
- Yeah. Fire, here? - Sure.
N
- You're not gonna be a stock boy. - Why not?
You know, those girlie magazines.
gold silver
And then, there were these rumors.
you feel anything? no!
$hold
Capitan.
The name of the game.... Move the money from your clients pocket into your bosses pocket
Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do
Redundant sensor array
Time for a jerk
The one thing I know about in this world is airlines.
Corrrrr ur badddd
You give me a call?
(BARKING)
It's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding.
I have three different federal agencies looking to indict me.
It's not fucking real.
But it's not like what you think, or whatever, you know.
- I fucking love you, Jordan! - I fucking love you.
Afraid of Charging What EMS Is really Worth
What the fuck is he doing?
Those are rookie snow plunges in this racket
We boarded the plane just before midnight.
BRAD: Get the fuck out of here.
Really?
If you raise taxes, prices go up.
Number one rule of Wall Street.
(LAUGHS)
some more information, just find out what he knows,
I'm sorry, what's that?
a minha Personal Shopper Ferraz
cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine, well,
Mother of god
You sir Are a Grenada
I mean, it's a 170-foot yacht.
What do you pull in? 50, 60K? Something like that?
Dad.
shoving cash in your mattress.
north of half a million dollars.
You don't Let them do that
I'M NOT FUCKIN VAXING!!!
All day long, decimal points, high frequencies.
I’m not fucking going!
Us at Liquido next week
that you tried to get your broker's license
The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit
SKINNEEJAY IS THE LEADER.
Like The Flying Wallendas.
You’re a father now
Lil G don't get boots bump
Bouge Ton Cul… Move my ass
- Okay. - What do I always tell you?
Because I'm very easy to talk to.
It's because I believed in you.
Right.
Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust,
The infamous 11:50 Inverness to Palma de Mallorca
- NICKY: Hey, Donnie. - Yeah?
♪ Whichever way I go ♪
about the stock market and Wall Street,
Sad thing was,
I gotta say, these Swiss were some sneaky motherfuckers.
They see our ads in the back of, uh,
Donnie!
gets the most points.
I'm not a cop anymore.
That's what I'm saying. I want you to open up more, Max.
That's my boy right there.
if you drink a lot, they get you f'd up?
(JORDAN SIGHS)
Hey, listen, I quit.
I been sitting here all night.
Easy, easy. He's fine. He's just a nervous flyer.
But if you drink enough, if you drink a lot, they get you fucked up?
What do you mean?
She went poo poo She pooped
and then still function, still do your job?
She's hot.
You want me to rat? Is that it?
It's called cocaine.
And you know, you know what you can do, Jordy.
What a fucking burden.
One of us. One of us.
- for the exchange of services. - Oh!
It took 90 minutes for these little spider mans to kick in.
- that I've ever been on, I gotta tell you. - I bet it is.
1 more tournament!
JORDAN: Get the fuck out of here. Fuck. (COUGHS)
And I wanna meet
I knew how to spend it better.
We got Arncliffe International.
I fucking hate you
You pay a couple million dollars in fines,
Jesus.
He's trying to rattle you,
We’re gonna take Allison’s nipples into the stratosphere!!!
That I promise you. Okay?
I've thought about it before. Who wouldn't, right?
I will help him with his seat belt.
Hi, Blair. Nice to meet you.
Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table.
Fucking miserable pricks, I know you can't afford them!
I'm going to take this brief and shove it down their throat Until they f*ckn choke on it
to call this house on a Tuesday night?
when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner,
DENHAM: Talk normally.
I'm gonna give you my personal line.
So...
Shit About You And Your Cousin Or Something Like That.
offering up our latest IPO.
What are you doing? Hey! (WHOOPING)
The Cerebral Palsy Phase
I don't. Cut it out.
Hey listen, i quit i just got on frat apes whitelist
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That's right.
Get the fuck...
What the fuck is EJ Entertainment?
All right. Let's do 10.
JORDAN: So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right?
What if I could teach them how to sell to people with money?
You'll Fucking Be Stroking It And You'll Be Thinking About Money.
Chris' tingle phase.
He said that Steve Madden's unloading shares.
I don't know!
Then he got depressed and killed himself three years later.
didn't even graduate.
How to make clients feel
to drink while we're at sea.
We are going to Monaco.
You gotta stay relaxed!
I just want him out. Knocked out cold.
it's gonna be nothing but short,
I love Popcorn and Coke! Especially when its FREE!
That's it. (JORDAN LAUGHING)
For years, I've been telling you guys
You need more lunch & learns
Holy shit!
Yeah.
I have no recommendation of that
JORDAN: He's just warning everybody!
Oh, gosh.
Hey, Ma, we got chicken or what? MA!!
The only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more.
You know, they got crazy.
- It's a pleasure. - Hello.
2 million views in 23 fucking hours!
I wanna be with the fucking Oompa Loompas like this!
And you ordered all the fucking sides.
From now on, it’s nothing but short skirts around the house
Aren't you married?
I'm just trying to buckle you up.
from my fucking sock drawer!
you know I know everybody downtown,
U.S. Steel at 16, took you out at 41...
Bed time!
years of heartache, not to mention
The thing is, this is their gift, okay.
But he didn't go along with us.
Saturday!!!
No. What do you do?
Has anybody F****** Seen Dot!?!?
One last blowout for the gods
It was like 4 or 5 mil, something like that, right?
- NAOMI: Where are we going? - Keep your eyes closed.
No one's fucking here, bro.
Well, he discovered it was the mother's sister.
What do you mean, happy for me, sweetheart?
CORRRRR YOUR BAD
(SCREAMING) Yes!
And I love all of you!
You're not fucking taking my children,
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT
of over two dozen serious offenders
Good for you little man.
TERESA: Oh, my God.
I can't seem to hear you.
the Lemmon 714 was the Holy Grail.
DONNIE: (SLURRING) I was gonna give you 2 million.
Is this a great fucking company or what?
Get the Lou's!
better food, better cars, better pussy.
(SIGHS)
Why don't you do me a favor.
which could be set off by something
Jord, what is that?
Well, after all this, I finally got the message.
IT'S THE WEEKEND & I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! GIVE ME MY MILLER LITE NOW THIS IS LIVING
- What kind of name is that? - That is my name.
Steve's power is that he creates trends.
Hey!
I'm a stockbroker.
- Gotta be fucking kidding me. - Fucked up.
Treasure map under wig wolf of wall street
On one like this, though?
I'm gonna take custody of the kids.
Why?
PIKE IT UP!!! PIKE IT UP!!! PIKE IT UP
every 45 minutes calling the office, saying,
to get himself arrested on U.S. soil.
I was making that much almost every day
He was supposed to deliver some money,
Where The Fuck is Rhonda!?
Gotta pump those numbers up.