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I just had to get there by tomorrow,
And then he's Mad Max all over again.
(NAOMI SOBBING)
meme's and GIF's, my friend.
- He's got some money. - My money.
That's her in the house there.
me looking at their reunion pics:
we're the new guys on the block, you know,
Brad did three months in jail for contempt
Me and the gang 3 years into a manpower shortage
You see, for a brief fleeting moment,
When someone asks me how the match will end
Yeah, he's getting old and decrepit.
Diversification
You’ve got to pump up those numbers Those are rookie numbers!
(ALL CHEERING)
He must have thought we were still
He didn't mean any of it.
They all want something for nothing.
Fuck outta here
this pen.
Steeeve.
(ALL LAUGH)
Jordan...
Is he fucking hitting on me?
Jordan! Your dad's coming.
Any food. Correct.
You know what? When I'm riding home on the subway
Actually, I got you a little present.
Like when you come at me...
as a Grenada.
SIG! SIG! SIG!
You got a girlfriend?
Fuck the clients.
Don't get out of your seats!
Let me ask you, how do you see the future for Stratton Oakmont?
The cigs did cure cancer thats the problem
You schnooks will now be targeting
When they come in, we treat it just like one of us. Okay?
The only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more
(YELLING)
- Bald as a china doll. - No bush?
JORDAN: Is that right?
In addition to Naomi and my two perfect kids,
I don't care if you're Warren Buffett or if you're Jimmy Buffett.
Fuck!
Everybody have a good week?
Once we've suckered them in we unload the dog shit
Hey, fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! Look!
Rugrat goes and gets busted down in Miami.
I can't help him! Oh, my God. Jordan.
I'm gonna drop you, you faggot!
I'm not fucking paying!!!
in a sleeveless muumuu,
via commission, motherfucker.
I finished my sales meeting.
MARK: I know your family, you know mine.
When Ghetto D slangers make A mission to slang at McDonald's
You don’t know shit about knots.
Until they fucking choke on it!
You don't fuck with these guys like that.
No, no, that's not the conversation I heard, Jordan.
- Nothing? No? - Oh, no.
mnjbjbb mn jj j
When they show me a deal less than R5M
They're not the biggest stones in the world,
MAN: Paddy D, mazel tov, you Irishman.
Few broken dishes. (LAUGHS)
Good morning, Nathan.
I don't know where your money is, Mr. Belfort.
(ALL JEERING)
Come on, give me a kiss.
into the fucking Till I Let Go!
On zwickroell runs the world launch day?!
Give me one for the nerves!
I gotta get out of here!
Okay.
Steve Madden stock down your clients' throats
Turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss.
All right, enough, enough.
he's trying to rattle your old lady,
down, sideways, or in fucking circles.
I don't know what the fuck you're saying, Jordan.
what I'm doing is completely legal.
It was a real WASP stronghold,
UNTIL ONE OF US PASSES OUT
Yeah. I said T&E.
I don't think you all realize
I could save the government
Beautiful beach out there.
- NAOMI: Where's he going? - JORDAN: Hold on, baby!
And who're you gonna be sitting next to?
off
Would you like to own a home like this,
They're all fucking Swiss nitwits like her.
and shit me right back out again.
the wealthiest 1% of Americans.
And he will, every single time.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You bald-headed eagle, how you doing?
And $20 million stuck in a Swiss bank account.
POD, POD, POD
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Sexy girl Fuck in leathe
JORDAN: Chester and Toby, they went all yakuza on Nicholas.
on Wall Street!
Whoo!
Read the article, babe.
Hey, get the fuck away from me!
Are you serious
Shaw?
YOUR ONLY RESPONSIBILITY IS TO PUT YOUR DAILY 600 ON THE TABLE.
and told them what Nicholas had done.
Come for me, baby.
Q and A! Q and A!
I gave them each 1,000 bucks
Yeah, to release the tension.
Ah, fuck.
Yes, sir.
Fuck, I didn't even want to bring it up. It's just...
Thank you so much for your condolences.
Is there a good reason to not join Sigma Pi?
Hey Jim
Tonight he kept saying with the Tourettes guy or with a J.D. Walker. J.D. Walker J.D. Walker
Into the donuts, I see.
I've loved you since the moment I saw you.
I wanna suck you off
no no
me, her handsome Duke,
Don't you fucking Duchess me.
.. ..
holy fucking shit
I fucking love that.
Come here, baby.
There's no way... I mean... You got to walk away. Right?
pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you And I will make you richer than the most powerful ceo in the United States of fucking america
You know who Rudy is? (STAMMERING)
that's why not.
JORDAN: Get off the phone.
JORDAN: Oh, yeah, I just came.
.
Smoke crack. Smoke some fucking crack with me, bro.
- There you go. - All right. I'll just lean back...
- Is that what you want? - No.
Danger at every turn.
In the normal world.
But pretty soon someone figured out
There and then he took the lizzie McGuire outside and then proceeded to destroy the fucking lizzie McGuire.
(UPBEAT BLUES MUSIC)
BOTH: and I'm a Senior Vice President
What's up her ass?
You're gonna bring me a P&O pacific lager.
. .
It'll save us both a lot of money
You just tried to bribe a federal officer.
- It's a nice ride. - Thanks, man.
into Switzerland with all that money.
I drink like a fish.
You're not gonna stop me! You're not gonna stop me!
- and now you fucking wrecked it! - Oh, my God... Bermuda grass.
However, with you stepping down voluntarily,
a
Go ahead, go ahead, what is it?
So you listen to me and you listen well.
I put the money on that fucking table! Not you!
Mine... Jordan Belfort.
on paper ;)
Check the bottle!
I mean... I mean, it's on a whole other level.
Gonna send subscriber growth...
That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy.
It's a fucking prostitution ring, Travis!
This is not a tip, this is a prescription.
John
Let's start from the beginning.
she asked for a $5,000 advance
It's a fucking joke.
(YELLING)
- Ten. - You want to do that?
- I fucking love this, baby! - It's amazing!
Fuck this, shit that.
Hey Zach Tell your sister I was asking about her
Jordy! Jordy!
We had similar interests and shit.
and it's not gonna make you poor.
BOOGIE: I fuck hookers maybe five, six times a week.
(MARK HUMMING)
(ALL CHUCKLE)
Or baking soda... (CHUCKLING)
- Least of all stockbrokers, right? - Mmm-hmm.
$ATNF Bulls We know what we own
You show me a blonde support staff I quit my job and I work for you
You want an apology, okay.
$POPCAT
I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
But if you drink enough You get fucked up, right?
wearing a $2,000 suit
That's my boy right there. Can fucking sell anything.
ALL: (CHANTING) Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie!
Steeeeeeeezzzzzeeee
Except, guess who grew up with him?
You don't love me anymore, huh?
Jesus Christ, the spread on these is huge.
His friend from school, Steve Madden.
They're built to be thrown like a lawn dart.
“Going all in”
I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other.
Auradine, yeah
Start off with one, see how it goes?
There is no nobility in poverty.
A big no-no, of course, in the eyes of the law.
with like no mustache or some bullshit?
Please I need your help Please I need your help
You know those guys who got like the beard
DENHAM: Breathe normally.
When you’re 15 beers in on the 19th hole and the wife calls
When work calls and says your essential See you Monday morning
Let's take, uh...
for his time in the can.
Okay, I won't call him.
I mean, today was the biggest day in Stratton's history,
(CHOKING)
FIFA U.S. State cup final: California beats Texas Texas surrendered to California on FIFA U.S. State cup final
One, two, three!
Why don't you blow me, Hanna?
Are people looting and raping?
I don't understand.
Last month. Something like that.
and then call me from a pay phone.
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
It fucking sucks, i wanna kill myself
I wanna suck you off Jean
- Is that right? - Yeah.
JORDAN: But he was in Geneva.
Tap his phones a little bit, bug him.
Can you bring me some ketchup? Okay?
You want a sign from God?
Sell me
Thank you.
Revolutions
COWBOYS! COWBOYS! COWBOYS!
The brother's got a wife. That's five fucking people.
Explains what?
Via commission Motherfucker!
bacon every sunday! bacon every sunday!
And welcome to the Uranium sector
- Twelfth floor? - Yeah. What floor are you on?
and helped them recover millions of dollars
Hold that up. Hold that up. Hold that up proud!
Chantalle's family and friends
Hey, you want a job, you talk to me!
when we get to Switzerland, buddy?
Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to?
She all right?
Selling garbage to garbage men
(NAOMI GIGGLING)
Because They’re Fucking Addicted
Um... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
No, yeah, yeah. No, everything's fine.
DONNIE: They're gonna knock us on our fucking heads.
You cheap fuck!
Oh, no, not at all.
- Pink sheets? - Yeah, they're penny stocks.
(CHEERING)
Panthers! Panthers! Panthers! It's my safe word!!! Stop!!!
Let me know If they asking about me
Into the fucken stratosphereeeee WAHAHAHA
You got a big fucking mouth, you know.
(GROANING)
Todd Leshney I myself, jerk off twice a day. Once after belittling patrolmen, once after belittling detectives.
21 points in 5 fucking minutes!
So, what else is...
BB faults - one of us!!!
This motherfucker knew I was in trouble with the feds
(CHUCKLES)
Captain Ted! Captain Ted, all right, look.
Three. Two. One.
You think I'm that fucking stupid? No.
Find the ludes now!
- I'm not a fucking shvartze. - I got it.
We're allowed to throw food? Bananas.
I am a master diver. You hear that?
Please, I'm begging, give me the fucking case.
! !
- You be relentless! - ALL: Yeah!
Look at this. $26,000 for one fucking dinner!
All told, the weekend cost me 2 million bucks,
and then shitpost in telegram, and still trade?
Jordan. Remember what I told you.
LOGIN TRAVCO AND START UPDATING
You like to Jet Ski?
Don't talk on the motherfucking phone!
We gotta get out of here, buddy.
The Ultimate Care Combo until they fucking choke on it!
They were at my office 15 times over the last six months.
Look, we grew up together.
- What are you saying? - $50,000 was stolen
Let 'em watch.
I can’t imagine ever not getting fucked up
I'm talking about rock stars,
Are we fucking talking tonight,
100 SALES 100 SALES
a a
which in the big picture
You show me a Job offer for $180,000 I quit my job right now and I work for you at home
On Bry’s birthday?
YOU’RE NOT FUCKING LEAVIN’
PICK UP THE COCKSUCKING PHNE!
Daddy shouldn't ask dumb questions...
Fugayzi, fugazi, it's a vasy, it's a wazy, it's...
That's incredible, sir.
When she finds out your a tree guy!
bexio is in Switzerland bitch!
why yes
- CAPTAIN TED: We can't! - Go!
Then there would have to be coopération on your part,
(GASPS)
I want somebody with a fucking tranquilizer gun
Swear to God, I can't even think about it.
It was a madhouse.
Believe me, we did.
(SNORTS)
Come on.
I’d like to speak to you about the one…
You think about the people that built this country,
Rhonda!
Women's shoes! (ALL LAUGHING)
Her pussy was like heroin to me
dirty little birdy phil
Violet! Garage door! Close it!
(ALL LAUGHING QUIETLY)
Who? Who? What are you a fuckin owl?
Those are rookie numbers.
What's a few broken dishes?
Now just so you know, last year I made over $300,000.
- You know that, right? - I know.
Just my job, you know.
That's the attitude. You can sell anything?
- Son of a fucking bitch! - Okay, okay... Geez!
- Two hours ago. - Right.
- Read that. Read it. - Listen.
When dinner isn't ready
Black Screen Him!
You show me a paystub for $40,000 And I’ll quit residency right now
Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic.
its already too late its already too late
The things they're doing now, Pops.
- You don't let him do that. - Okay.
(GRUNTING)
Selling garbage
The last time you took these fucking pills,
Empty credit cards! Empty credit cards!
I was born too..too Early
Sound fair enough?
POLICE OFFICER: Did you drive
No $#!£. That's interesting.
Your years of loyalty and admiration.
This is How I feel Right Now!! Do you agree?
Oh, stop.
Motherfuck! You're fucking dead!
The amnesia phase.
with very little downside risk.
I’m not fucking leaving!
Oh, you wanna go inside
weee wwwww
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR SAFE WORD!!
who can, like, afford to lose all that money?
Believe it or not... Believe it or not though,
I have Exxon at 86 1/4 six months ago.
You have like a fucking, like...