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They got like superhuman strength.
This is how I feel
then sold those shares right back to our friends. The...
You think this is 'cause you're a fag?
right into Plymouth fucking Rock!
And slapping guy nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
You be ferocious!
Eat a dick
- Really? - And they're all shaved, too.
I fucking love you
What the fuck are you saying?
I know what it is. You know, too much...
Ben 10 Alien Force
What a fucking idiot.
This is Ellis Island here, people.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
They're up my ass Don't worry
He'd affect this weird British accent.
Without it, I wouldn't be here.
Like a birthday, or being clap free,
Yeah, I still have family over there though, in London.
'Cause they're fucking addicted.
You are a lying piece of shit!
I want you to get all our clients on the phone right now
Where do you think you dropped the stem at?
His brother's the bowling ball.
is trying to fuck me, you know that.
Like my pops, Mad Max, had said,
She's got parents, she's got a brother, right?
Your hair looks good.
Ugh!
- You look so beautiful... - Kiss you?
Good tweet. Good tweet. Good tweet. Good tweet.
Pick up the phone and start dialing
Two!
When dinner isn't ready
Sammy the bull! Sammy the bull! Sammy the bull!
On Men’s Christmas Shopping Day !!!
Right.
I got five more just like you, bro.
I have to get to Switzerland now?
My name is Alden Kupferberg.
- Mark Hanna. - A pleasure to meet you.
Hi, Mike P? You messaged me a few weeks back
(PANTING)
You ain't got no warrant.
JORDAN: Wow!
- No, no, no, it's impossible. - Oui, oui, oui.
Mr. Jordan.
the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share.
Correct. Yes, yes, yes.
Let me buy in at friends & family fee rate I’ll quit my job right now and work for you
Let's run like we're fucking lions and tigers and bears!
Yeah. You don't want to be my friend?
Done.
- then that fucking fat piece of shit... - Listen to me!
- JORDAN: Baby... - NAOMI: It's all right, honey.
Take the money out of ETH’s pocket And put it into Solana’s pocket
COWBOYS! COWBOYS! COWBOYS!
Jordan, I don't know what the fuck to do!
CHESTER: What's that got to do with anything?
I love you.
And from now on,
What the fuck is going on out here?
- MAX: Business expenses? - JORDAN: Yes.
for the Eastern District of New York.
Absolutely fucking not
It must be one pull for up and two pulls for down.
Sorry I have no recommendation of that
RobinHood traders like I’m not leaving
MAX: T&E!
Meanwhile, he thinks he's getting shit rich,
The fucking halfwit!
Bring the lumens!
Joe Burrow I'm not f***ing leaving!!
Don’t you fuckin dare
Hey listen I quit He told me about SecondLive, $SLT and $BEAN
Me telling Brittany That we are stay for the evening hunt
50% commission?
50% commission?
What's going on? Why you crying?
JORDAN: Oh, fuck you, you fucking prick!
Oh, baby.
It’s like getting in on sunlight Before there was fucking sunlight. Do you understand ?
I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece.
I wanna be with the fuckin Oompa Loompas like this
Nobody...
It's not the same when you're gone.
TO BE A PART OF YOUR GUILD. I MEAN...
AND WELCOME TO THE TRAINING DESIGN TEAM.
It's sad, you understand? It's like...
How Brayo will ask the ShopKeeper
- if I'm not mistaken. - Yes.
He wants me to give information about my...
Now a rathole is a friend, like Brad here,
Opening Bell Let's get it
You're out of your fucking mind.
- What are you upset about? - Please go back to your seat.
- Mommy. - Honey, it's okay.
AMC GME
Pick up the phone and start dialing!
It kind of wigs some people out.
But I say we stick with the loophole. Right? Okay?
JORDAN: They called it Black Monday.
It was a real WASP stronghold
One of us. One of us.
Do you dream of becoming financially independent
(AGREEING IN FRENCH)
Some disgusting wildebeest
that car tonight?
Stratton's very own Gestapo.
very long time.
No, I dunno some Fucking country in the east took a shit.
This is the Mary Lou, which is really the shoe that put me on the map.
Start by blowing it up your ass
I can roll! I can roll!
Retired pharmacist's client of mine,
Fuck off Rocky!
I got my wife checking the messages
This one, uh, Aerodyne, is a really interesting...
What did you do,
Yeah, I know.
Oh.
I don't know. Maybe I met him, maybe I didn't.
NAOMI: Come on. We're gonna go upstairs, all right.
1/1/2023 Do you feel anything?
the only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more $deal
All right!
YOU CAN HELP US GROW HUDAC PICK UP THE PHONE AND START DIALING!
Red-hot ladies footwear Impresario.
UNPAID LEAVE BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANNA GET VAXXED?
You show me a paystub for $40,000 And I’ll quit neuro fellowship right now
It's wrapped up. Yeah.
- Yeah, sounds good. - Great.
Yeah?
Yes, yeah. Have a seat. How are you?
Ah!
And in the case of Aerotyne,
BEEEE KAYYYY
that's banging on Wall Street's door. I mean, you should...
biden bux, biden bux, biden bux
Okay? Technically, you do work for me.
I do not recall that.
I mean, her pussy was like heroin to me.
Stratton Oakmont was crawling out of the primordial ooze.
NAOMI: Does it even matter to you
and The Bahamas Ocean Club, our castle.
Dad, we had clients. The Pfizer clients.
Hilfe! Hilfe!
We own the fucking companies...
JORDAN: Enter Steve Madden.
Get any pussy with that thing?
I've seen in the last six months.
Tonight he kept saying with the Tourettes guy with a J.D. Walker.
And all my friends were trying to fuck her, you know.
this is one of the nicest boats
I got to know the ins and outs of Wall Street.
(ROMANTIC MUSIC)
(ALL MURMURING)
How do you make it through the day?
and deal with the fucking golf course people!
VIOLET: No!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Steve.
Isn't that the perfect description for it?
JORDAN: I'm not ashamed to admit it.
in your beat-up old fucking Pinto,
Eat a Philly. Eat a fuckin Philly with me bro.
I will not be stolen from. You get that?
or materialistic,
with their beautiful wife by their side,
.
Jesus fucking Christ.
When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up.
I'll tell you one thing.
Happy Hunting.
The important thing you guys gotta keep in mind
I want you to deal with your problems
- I make million-dollar deals. - That right?
What's that?
Jordan?
I can't tell you how excited I am.
I got whiskey. Any kind of booze you want.
100,000 shares! That's what I want.
- Stop. - And EJ Entertainment?
They called it Black Thursday
Sometimes I wonder
Can you just get home? Hurry!
.
You're under arrest!
Not Italy. California.
Neser i gjithe stafi i BKT-se
See, I told you he was fantastic, right?
What if something like that happened?
Me at my house on the day I promised my friends I'd come out for once You know what?
I'm NOT FUCKING VAXXING! I'm NOT FUCKING VAXXING!
Cristy.
My guy says all we'll need is one.
Get him
There are situations where I can
Let's get down to it. What would you like to know?
We'll find something.
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and Big Fat Sanoussi
Your message said that you wanted to speak privately.
Yeah, man. She said she don't want to talk to you anymore, man.
This is how I want to be loved
Me. That's right.
You're gonna bring us two Absolut martinis.
Need weight tickets?
You back the fuck up.
There's no such thing as a barbarian paladin
If that little fucking prick thinks he can fuck with me,
Come here.
(BELL RINGS)
I quit my job right now and I work for you.
Who made money?
- NAOMI: No. - No?
All right, think, think. What else is there?
Pick up the Cocksucking phone
(SNORTING)
And all of Wall Street was begging to take his company public.
Three people killed.
And heather,oh my god
Look at the knuckleheads you got working for you.
the phone!
the drugs still in my system.
look at this thing! (BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY)
Captain Ted!
- I know. - It's, like, disgusting.
DONNIE: What are you fucking coming at me for?
My cousin's a fucking faggot.
This time is different..right bulls.
That's right. Okay? Just let me look.
giving orders to Rugrat.
There is no such thing as bad publicity, sweetheart.
You can't look him right in the eyes.
JORDAN: Yeah.
were gonna send this party into the the fucking strasphere
60 to 65% chance the kid's gonna be fucking retarded or whatever.
Gabriel Davis
Look. (CHUCKLES)
I have a fucking P.I. license, you know? I make a living at this.
who's in such great shape like this, huh?
Can we get a quick picture?
I will have to call the captain.
Why
then seek to make up with Naomi.
I've seen this happen, implode.
Cocaine & hookers, my friend
That's okay.
We're going to Monaco!
Every time I think about him, my blood boils.
LAWYER: I'm sorry.
Probably end up selling the thing
magical paper
(ALL CHEERING) Yeah!
- Oh, California? - Yeah.
Then came the NASDAQs, who were pretty, not great.
On my dad's side.
Stop! Don't move! Don't move!
I love Popcorn And Coke!
It's the weekend, Miller Lite & I Don't Give A FUCK! this is living
Grano, you gotta fuck her, bro. She's so hot!
Get the hell out of here!
JEAN JACQUES: Welcome.
I fucked her goddamn brains out...
we're taking home cold hard cash
The main guy...
¿Qué diablos significa eso? What the fuck does that even mean? Venice.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Mommy is just so sick and tired …of wearing panties.
There and then he took them Xboxes outside and then proceeded to destroy the fucking Xboxes at your dads house.
I do not... No, I do not recall that
I’m not f*cking leaving! The show goes on!
you strap him to a skateboard,
our very founders sailed over on the mayflower
You know, actually, I see that car around.
I'm a drug addict.
Here's what we do with fangraphs' prospect rankings
Twenty-one counts money laundering.
Fuck the streamers.
DONNIE: This is bullshit!
There and then he took the grandma's Movies outside and then proceeded to destroy the fucking Grandma's Movies.
I know.
(YELLING) Beni-fucking-hana!
I will not die in maryland
Do it Huhu
- You got it? - Yes. I got it!
You think they lost their potency, huh?
that's a fact I saw it on PBS
Anchors Aweigh
- Babe... - Because I don't mind.
bexio!
I heard there's a treasure map under here.
What do you mean, you want a divorce?
Say Hi to Rocco and Rocco.
DND DND DND
They're bald from the eyebrows down.
- your seat belt. - I'm really horny, too.
Before business can be discussed.
NAOMI: Fuck off, Rocky! Bad dog.
Dave is a
"It Was Heaven On Earth."
And you're still acting like an infant!
It’s like getting in on sunlight Before there was fucking sunlight. You understand?
I am so so sorry to hear that
Consolation bracket to peps: Gooble gobble one of us!
I was absolutely terrified.
The other guys looked at me like I'd just discovered fire.
I do not recall that. Okay?
Daddy is a dirty bird!! Mommy likely!!!
(ALL CHEERING)
her winters in the Bahamas
HILFE! HILFE!
that have both huge military and civilian applications now.
Can you get him out of here?
Run with eugenessam You be ferocious!
Their shares trade here.
No, I didn't try to bribe an FBI agent.
He was saving these for a special occasion Like a birthday or being clap free
I can't go down there, Jordan. It's flooded.
THE FEAR CAMPAIGN GOES ON
That'd be good.
JORDAN: The fucking FBI?
You gotta look at their chin.
into the fucking DanTDM Land!
Danielle Harrison, here,
That's why we at Stratton Oakmont
JORDAN: At 1:00 p.m., we opened the stock for sale at $4.50 a share.
Joe
We all just need to learn, uh...
me after i said "Have a good time with your girl" and he said "You too"
Saali Randi I slap your big black ass
- Pick up the cocksucking phone! - Sorry...
I have been able to make Gmail accounts without phone verification for quite some time now.
also known as a wire...
It's not like that.
There and then he took the grandma's Movies Outside and then proceeded to destroy the fucking grandma's Movies.
Now she runs.
Start the draft Start the draft
Exactly. You could pay off your mortgage.
And just as Brad was released from jail, too.
We probably have to mortgage the house
to commit securities fraud.
You know who randy is. Come on
But once they did...
I don't drink anymore.
was something out of a fairy tale.
(EXHALES)
And the first thing we needed was brokers.
(SIGHS)
finding trump's secret piss jar