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i skank the will heard snake on F-U-Z-Z-Y and B-I-L-L yes the gutwrenchingiiiiiii6 prelude and i'll watch the video after yarn live made it go to air i'm serious yes i'm not chaking. i know and maya nguyen wanted her personal artifacts and her architecture to be supported so she'd be hoianning yanning in singaporeing.
Fuck. You motherfucking piece of shit!
Robbie Feinberg, the pinhead,
HeyJim, they're bald from the eyebrows down.
Cadet Kelly is 2-0 and stays with big check!
and a 170-foot yacht.
I ask them to Judge me on my lovers because I Have few, That is a My Joke With The Wolf Of Wall Street. (2013) No.1 Oscar In 2013. What The Hell.........What Are You Insane, OOPSSYSYSY. Good.
Holy fuck, you did just say that.
How it is
B! B! B! B! B! B!
- Jesus. - Right. Horrible situation.
- from Future Video. - Who?
a
Second key to success in this racket
ONE MORE DAY, ONE MORE DAY
You guessed it, me.
It’s like getting in on sunlight... Before there was fucking sunlight!
We're gonna drive that fucking price down!
Unless, of course, it was an investigation
I mean, what person with a college education
Safety is first, all right?
You understand that nobody's hiring stockbrokers right now?
Five days a week, you just call me, feel free.
the shares were in his fucking name.
It's called YARN.
Like Darjeeling or rose hip, something nice like that?
Let's not jump to conclusions.
Children's furniture.
Yeah. Go fuck your cousin!
Wife! I gotta fucking deal with your wife?
It's, uh... (STAMMERING)
Come on, babe.
I ask them to judge me on my winners because I have so few.
Let Donnie be in charge.
(MARK HUMMING)
But I'm hanging in there.
(SNORTING)
(MOANING)
Up your mother's Latvian cunt
Three or four times, maybe five.
It had to be perfect.
When you’re a year and a half into the home building process and a 1936 Tudor home pops up on Zillow
All right, tell me what happened. What happened?
Benihana.
(GROANS)
- It's not a homophobic thing. - All right...
When you have a 3 martini lunch with your work colleagues and go back to the office
It's no coincidence that its 150 feet of green hull
I own a mansion, private jet,
Time to clear your cookies.
What do you have to think about?
The life of your dreams is only...
to be Captain fucking Ahab.
FUCK YOU. DANNY.
Empire (2002) John Leguizamo
- Very... Now. Fast. Very fast. - Fast?
Mine!
Bouge ton cul… move my ass
of your wedding video.
DONNIE: Yeah, Jordy, what's EJ Entertainment?
You're gonna mash whose fucking teeth in?
Two counts securities fraud.
It's not like, what... You know.
Well, isn't that just fucking convenient for you!
God knows you never have to work again.
Pick up the phone and start dialing!
We're going to Monaco, so then we can go to Switzerland, okay?
You want me to sell this fucking pen?
Let's give it up for Steve Madden and his awesome Mary Lou!
the stocks did cure cancer. That's the problem.
And I'm not talking about this.
I got it! I've got it!
(JEERING)
The only problem you’re gonna have is that you didn’t bet more
Oh, God!
♪ The parade comes to town ♪
ROBIN LEACH: For millionaires whose ships have come in,
We're allowed to throw shit at 'em.
The only way the Banque Réal de Genéve
never to take no for an answer, right?
- Yeah, right. - All right.
in which case, you know,
Hey! What did I say?
Hey, Bo, what's going on?
He was bogged down by student loans.
SoBo team Walk-ins karao pls
You mean to tell me that if I put you in at Union Carbide at 7
Do you feel anything?
Buy or Fucken die!!!!!!
and like get some of the girls to, you know,
- Trust me. - Mmm-hmm.
Welcome aboard.
if you would have stayed the course?
But for the life of me, I can't figure out why.
Did you try to get your broker's license at one time?
as the Mary Jane, but it's black leather.
The Blue Chips, top of the line, model material.
Eventually everyone's gonna have to give information on this case.
The fish sticks.... were supposed to be for your friggin dinner
For professionals, it's a...
(SCOFFS)
Oh. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Put your dick back in your pants
Monday morning Coffee
You need a bigger couch. For guests.
Married people can't have friends?
You should see what's going on at the bigger firms.
Sammy the bull! Sammy the bull! Sammy the bull!
I'm still hard so just give me a sec.
Yyyy Gyy
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Ooh, please, tell me something I don't know.
LUCAS: The defendant shall participate
They had no proof I was even behind the wheel.
Sometimes I feel like I...
Two million in cash in her carry-on,
Okay!
- Just keep going. - Rocky, go play.
inez would've hated gabi wouldn't she? oh absolutely.
_
(SIGHING DEEPLY)
of Steve-cocksucking- motherfucking-Madden Shoes,
Will you marry me?
The captain tied you up.
JORDAN: It's your wedding present, sweetheart.
All right.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
I'm really appreciative for this fucking job.
First we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM,
Motherfucker!
All of you know Kimmie Belzer, right?
Thank you.
DON'T PRELOAD TURN METER.
I'm making an honest living, you fucking piece of shit!
(CLATTERING)
I don't even listen to it.
So, uh...
--------------------------------Hex Me----------------------
something just came across my desk.. .. and its a full expensed trip to Mexico!
to all counts of the indictment
Just here?
Thanks again, Officer.
HEY LISTEN I QUIT MY JOB HE SHOWED ME FUTURENET
You called the captain the N-word.
I mean...
- DONNIE: Go, go! - BRAD: Fuck!
You know Rudy!
Jordan Belfort said Said cock!
We are going to Ram the lMS down their throats Until they choke on it
my home.
Anyway, I hired my dad, Max, to maintain order as the Enforcer.
JORDAN: If you want to be a millionaire someday,
So if it gets hurt, what happens?
Keep it up for me.
I don't give a fuck about your safe word!
Because if I do decide to cooperate,
This is all of them.
$popcat
Anchors Aweigh
Ow!
just like I believe in each
What the fuck are you talking about, Otter?
I got three years in some hellhole in Nevada I'd never even heard of.
thank you for following, txtrucker!!!
everything we were doing at Stratton.
You plead guilty to a handful of securities violations,
Convince them it's something they need, you know what I mean?
Brad!
They cost between 200 and 300 bucks.
Right-o Jean that’d be great
and in no time, I'll make them rich.
JORDAN: Just like that, I made 2 grand.
And by 10:00, I didn't know who or what the fuck I was.
b
Right. I do want to speak privately.
I LINK IT. I LINK IT.
with orders going through the roof
How I feel bout Dave Villz
Shit.
- Relative? - JEAN JACQUES: Yeah.
God, help me. How do I fuck this girl?
Seriously, how much money do you make?
Walk ins kidhar hai ?
Is she like a first cousin, or is she...
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
go get a job at fucking McDonald's,
We accept them, one of us!
BO: He's a Boy Scout. He thinks you're fucking Gordon Gekko.
StepUp & Dread SquareUp Nigga
Get the ludes!
Please, let me call the SEC and cut a deal
Fuck that motherfucker!
Justyna
unless circumstances dictate,
It's a little uncomfortable. Tell them it's safe.
was at the Brookville Country Club.
The only… Pavel Bushne-whatever
It's like getting in on fucking sunlight
10 kills, motherfuckerrrr
And actually do some work besides swiping
There's a term, and we don't like to use it
we're gettin shit rich on paper ;)
We gotta get out of here. Let's go fucking run.
Scared money make no money
One thing led to another. Things got out of hand.
-
I said...
I had to do something to stand out. Right, sir?
(CLASSICAL MUSIC)
(SQUEAKING)
When I'm trying to convince lfg players to play ranked
He is back in the ocean. Happy hunting.
Donnie!
I'm not understanding... How much money do you make?
It also makes you a better person.
Grenada's very interesting because
Mmm-hmm.
I apologized, even offered to pay him
Wolf of Wall Street "No, no, no. My Ferrari was white, like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice. Not red.
What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here?
Oh, my God.
You know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin,
Show me a check from Apex And I quit my job right now and work from you
you fucking bitch! (GARAGE DOOR OPENING)
which I am on paper ;)
- just tell me to shut up at any time. - Oh.
He said he was saving these for a special occasion.
and you take out every single dollar.
I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin.
I don't know. Might ask her a couple more times.
When its time for underway, but your rap career is taking off..
I was gonna fire off a bazooka in here,
with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids.
A company that our clients can believe in.
over the course of six round trips,
between the hours of 9:00 and 7:00.
Why don't you tell your wife that?
The sentence of the court shall be
Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can.
she did have this amazing technique,
Get the fuck out of here.
- But her aunt just died. - I realize that.
And hit your head on ridiculousness and aladeen saying Spartans tonight we dine in hell and yacht and mrs. Stanley and dance for Doughnuts and try to hits the pins and the mack car scene
If it were
Move the money from one Memecoin into another Meme coin
the only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more $pablo
(LAUGHING)
Oh, my God, you wanna marry me?
FUCK DEMZ!
Got to put his mother into
- Penny stocks? - Yeah.
NICKY: There's a bull's-eye and the bull's-eye's a dollar sign.
We even had two guards who worked in shifts.
and get back to you with my secretary
and who can consistently make you money.
Please hold still.
It’s like getting in on fucking sunlight Before there was fucking sunlight. You understand?
But I want you to understand, we don't
Pleasure to meet you.
Safety first.
You know, people say shit. I don't even know.
Bring us two iced teas and another two every 5 minutes until one of us passes the fuck out
Convertidor Automatico
You're completely fucking with me.
Carl, I think I got it figured out.
Are you gonna say anything about that?
I knew you were coming home the next day.
We’re going to monaco!
I'm talking Giorgio Armani, Gianni Versace, Coco Chanel,
Don't go around the point!
What kind of terms would you be talking about if I...
Gabriel Davis? Gabriel fucking Davis?
JERRY: You are lower than pond scum.
He ran a security check on me.
Naomi, get the baby!
I'M NOT FUCKIN VAXING!!!
NAOMI: Jordan, you open this fucking door
Yeah.
- What? - What's that say?
Hey!
the only problem you're gonna have is that you won't get the gift
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones.
- (SING-SONG) Go to sleep. - Rub it harder, buddy.
You know Rudy! W
- Uh... - MAN: Oh, don't stop.
s s
I got fucked up. I like to dance.
- I gotta go! - Is everything okay, Jordan?
Fuck you!
If we hired 'em, they dropped straight out of college overnight
(LAUGHS)
(INFOMERCIAL MUSIC)
Let's go to fucking Monaco now!
Absolutely, no question.
- There you go. - Look,
Jordan, listen to me clearly.
As always, the point is this.
HALF OF ITALY DEAD... THE SHOW GOES ON!!!
I’M NOT FUCKING LEAVING
You gotta be joking!
You do t
And they're... I mean...
gold silver
The Wolf of Wall Street they call me. Look.
They were everywhere. There were two guys over there on the table.
Steeeeeezzzeeeeee
Jordan, do you know how good it is
(COUGHS)
They're fun coupons!
You wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder?
Because, I mean, fuckety-fuck-fuck, Jordan,
where we bought a house.
Pictures, names of the people.
Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge.
Is it mayhem?
You're a father now
Of course.
is are you going to fuck me over?
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.
and blow some lines of baking powder?
THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?
EMMA: Is he fucking hitting on me?
Opportunity
It was absolutely bizarre.
but I think you like, like me. Like you...
ROLL
Oh, fuck. You're sweet.
Shuffled off her mortal coil.
Steve, come over here for a second.
(GROANS)
but you just said that everybody wants to get rich.
JORDAN: The Securities and Exchange Commission
You're sick!
I was fucked up, Jordan,
it's because you're lazy.
and I needed to be thinking straight.
Money laundering can get you as much as 20 years.
Donnie Azoff.
Ever been on one of these before?
and I can change yours, too!
And whoever speaks first loses.
eventually taking her home to Long Island,
Are what's known
The name of the game
Come on, stand up!
Sorry. I don't recall that company.