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What's that?
By dinner, I popped a few more
I was selling garbage to garbage men
She just doesn't... You know what I'm saying?
The fish sticks... were for dinner...
(LAUGHING) Good for you.
I don't want you stressing out about any of this.
A hundred Strattonites,
And then you'll know for sure
Donnie!
you gotta drive straight home,
That's why all this confusion.
Is he f*ing hitting on me?
It's just about setting up the right team,
Jordan, you're gonna be miserable at that place
When I can't find my phone and it's ring.
I'm pulling around, stay put.
Your friend, Steve Madden, is unloading shares.
Sea Otter, who sold meat
We liked to get as fucked up as possible during our business powwows
What kind of hooker takes venmo?
I'm the senior broker here. He's just a worthless piker.
She’s perfect
you're a fathah now johnny
We're going on a little trip, honey.
Hey, fuck him.
You don’t know shit About cock rings
Scumbags United
Great.. I know Who To Thank For This
- Really? - Yeah.
GUARD: Belfort, on your feet.
No. No problem at all.
I got you!
YOU LOST $50m on a betting promo?
Donnie, your little friend
Steve! Steve!
On NCAA Tournament Week?!
That is what it is. But none of these were charged to me.
JORDAN: You listening? It's easier than you think.
If you get into any trouble whatsoever,
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
Oh, Jesus.
Yup, on a daily basis I consume enough drugs
they gotta talk to their fucking wives, or the fucking Tooth Fairy.
$ATNF LT Bulls We know what we own
I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
Team mission
I freaking love you! I love you.
After they left, I checked the apartment.
raise the kid or whatever.
You gotta pump those up. Those are rookie numbers.
Me throwing out feelers to see who wants to come to Western States.
Yeah, we know. (LAUGHTER)
Hey, Barry, what's up?
Another situation. Another stock
You got a problem with that,
This ability, this gift
"Did You Just Come?"
Via commission Motherfucker!
Hi.
Now once the price hit the high teens...
Oh, my God. Can we bowl with this guy?
Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them.
Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda?
I'm also Dutch, German, English.
Into the donuts I see
JORDAN: And guess who the fuck with? Saurel.
The only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more.
There and then he took the Xbox outside and then proceeded to destroy the fucking xbox.
I'm Senior Vice President at Stratton Oakmont...
That's for European pussy!
- Get him on the phone now! - We don't know anything yet.
You wrote me a check
But they're not gonna make anyone money though, right?
They all pissed off 'cause they have to make money legally now?
Now you're an aspiring landscape architect!
I'm curious about your bank secrecy laws here.
We are going to Monaco
Wow!
Violet!
Fuck you.
JORDAN: Was that yodeling I just heard
JORDAN: Then, while they were looking
When you have a 3 martini Lunch with your work colleauge and go back to the office
Keep the clients on the Ferris wheel.
We’re not f***ing leaving!
How's Hildy? Good?
Well, it's a nice pen.
So put your dick back in your pants.
(ENGINE STARTING) Mommy!
Fuck you! I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids!
Well, that's, uh...
You built it, so now preserve it.
Turn the boat around! We're going home!
You build this hack, I'll quit my job and work for you
ATTORNEY: Gladys Carrera?
I like your painting here. It's, uh...
Deal.
ON ZWICKROELL RUNS THE WORLD?!
Crack binge, one hour in: I know I dropped a crumb here somewhere... If I just had a flashlight.
take a flight over to London to catch the funeral
I need to go to Switzerland right now.
DONNIE: She's perfect.
Champagne. Champagne. - Yeah.
I don't think he's gonna get hurt. They're like...
ON ECLIPSE DAY???
Your name is on the box.
Hey Listen, i quit! I bought $house
Fuck that motherfucker
You hate the cold? You got bills & want to pay them? Text 941-755-8922 Sunset Collision Bradenton FL
You’ve never had one hour printing? She’s never had one hour printing
Nobody knows if bitcoin is gonna go up,
NICKY: Yeah, you want this?
- I think you like it? - You're crazy.
Jesus Christ, I think you have a fucking gambling problem.
- How about this? - What?
- Why didn't you tell me? - Oh, baby, it gets worse.
- Hi. - Jordan, Teresa needs your help.
I thought you were at the fucking beach!
Thinking about last nights choices :
Feel anything?
Just say I'm wrong, right.
PIck up the keyboard and start coding
which requires me to drink one of those
Fuck Lilachaus
Who? What are you, a fucking owl?
We gonna take this new content and shove it down their throat until they fucking choke on it
- No. - That's good.
Birthday Corey roast!
WTF are you doing at Target??
Listen to me! Don't go! Listen to me.
Brad, show them how it's done. Boom.
we're trying to make a name for ourselves.
Listen, I got this subpoena.
(LAUGHING)
of looking into the new company on the block,
Ma!
It’s like getting in on sunlight Before there was fucking sunlight! You understand?
Okay, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
Oh.
Let me lock in that trade right now
5714259852
- You gotta put it on right. - Sit back. Sit back, sir.
I'm not fucking paying!
because I don't have shit from you.
Is it Wednesday already?
THAT’S RACIST! YOU CANNOT SAY THE N WORD!
ALL UBDN STAKERS BE LIKE:
From a financial standpoint,
It's that obvious, huh?
They're out in Dubuque.
- You got me a present? - I got you something.
Wolfie
because our clients are already answering the phone.
He actually went to law school.
Gene. How are you, Gene?
No, there's no alcohol. That's the fucking point.
(GROANING)
It was a total fucking harassment.
I’m
and the air conditioning turned up so high
There's a silver lining to that, too, honey.
Jesus, why am I telling you all this? Why am I...
If you raise taxes, prices go up.
And guess what?
What?
and every one of you here today.
It's not on the elemental chart.
You and Daddy are gonna go
Steve Madden.
_
- Champagne. Champagne. - Yeah.
Hi There! This is Sally Handler. I am just a posted an episode of me doing the dizzy back dine in hell. and its Kind of funny how I failed and fail on the ground!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish.
He knew this Swiss banker from law school.
You know, camisoles, bustiers, panties.
Fuck! The kid makes it look so goddamn easy!
Chris
who will not hang up the phone
What the fuck!
End of the day, you guys get fucking skinned alive financially.
only if you wana be rich buy the dip
Write your name down on that napkin for me.
You got an awesome place here.
Gotta pump those numbers up Those are rookie numbers in this racket
Who cares. You're blonde.
professional athletes, gangsters.
Show me your FanDuel account with 250K in it, I quit my job right now and I work for you
- My answering machine. Zero. - Didn't get one, huh?
And I got you.
I fucking love you, Reddit
PICK UP TRAILHEAD AND KEEP STUDYING!
- Yeah? - Yeah.
The only problem you’re gonna have is that you didn’t buy more
Get out of the fucking way!
(ALL CHEERING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
What the fuck did you say? I can't understand you.
We have him here in our office!
MAX: What is this?
We don't give two shits about how technology works
- Hmm. - Thank you.
but can barely afford to pay your rent?
It’s a joke! I’m sober!
Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
I was told that if a certain coach came back early...
- That's exactly what I wanted to hear. - Mmm-hmm.
Wake up you piece of shit
- Salud! - Cheers.
YOU CAN HELP US GROW HUDAC
You remember.
But, for example, what I wouldn't do is
awaiting imminent patent approval
- I'm going! Stop. - Okay, sorry.
The same gentleman that told me
We're going to Monaco so that we can drive to Switzerland
They cost about 100 or less. If you didn't wear a condom,
Once we've suckered them in, we unload the dog shit.
- Can I have that Danish? - No, no, go ahead.
Finding companies to take public. IPOs.
- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Naomi.
About a month later,
trying to get your dirty laundry.
or lose $20 million.
Well, not the best.
Anyway, I don't know why that came to mind.
Are you out of your fucking mind? I don't...
#3 of my Top 5 Favorite movies That's the way I've actually described it before
We don't understand this language you're speaking.
Shove COVID and masks Down Oregonians throats
JORDAN: I couldn't get enough.
All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit.
Looks like those ludes are working their magic on Donnie right now.
Jesus Christ, I think you have a fucking gambling problem
B B
Captain who?
NICKY: I would fuck that girl if she was my sister.
You're looking at real prison time.
Excellent choice, Kevin.
Go on, tell them.
Hey listen
just the way you said it?
NAOMI: And at night I work on my designs.
Did I?
Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room.
You're just not the one for me, pal.
and I had it bugged
Hey.
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
- Can you believe it? - Oh, my God.
Dial
What do you mean, you got me?
I'm not Fucking selling Let's ride! YT Forever
This, this is your penis… Sell me your penis.
Ben 10 alien force
can't be profitable for the both of us.
Oh, my God! Baby, that's...
(GROANING)
ALL: Yeah!
I cannot talk to you on this phone,
Let me ask you something?
No, no, no. My Ferrari was white,
Stop slacking and singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"!
'cause I ain't going nowhere!
Figured this would help expedite the whole process, right?
You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back
before I settled down for good.
and the term is Grenada.
Hey, sweetheart.
Oh. No shit.
Real money.
When I lose a sale.
This is your fucking friend from high school.
- Yeah. - He was with Donnie.
I'm getting this close!
Prices down? Getting a margin call? Good! Pick up Onthis.xyz and start deploying!
Make California Dominant and Texas Submissive Again
I got 'em!
But the way I looked at it, their money was better off in my pocket.
You should be happy for the both of us. Right?
other substances.
No, I get that. No, I understand.
JORDAN: Just one more step. Are you ready?
Who gets married on a Thursday Night
the spread on these is huge...
You were screaming at people.
Everybody on point!
Nobody gives a fuck.
I just... I had a minute and...
“Corrrrr ur baddddd,oh my godddddd baby”
Brant när någon skriver i gruppen utanför arbetstid
What are you drinking?
Those are rookie numbers in this racket
He's gonna fucking kill you.
It's not like I cared about the 50 grand anyway.
On new issue day?
Where you taking him?
But you call the company's main line,
Swiss custom requires 10 minutes of...
Wolfie! Wolfie!
(PEPPY SONG)
(LAUGHTER)
Got it Got it got it got it got it got it got it I Still Don't Get It
I got...
Rudy…what the fuck
Matt is Sexy Love Ermin
(GRUNTING)
(ALL CHEERING)
We’re fucking degenerates!
Thank you for your vote of confidence.
Why?
- Yeah. - So, if I just wanted to get
Both named Rocco
You know what I mean.
and that's good for the us!
even in this market,
That's why they were expensive.
Jordan, do I have a surprise for you!
What happens to Stratton?
You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids!
That's good.
- Right. Okay, I'll sit down... - I will do it for you.
Biden bux, biden bux, biden bux
One of these days, the chickens are gonna come home to roost.
Go ahead.
So I was, um, a little surprised
Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today
Look, it's a figure of fucking speech.
and pretty much lost all my motor skills.
It's a fat girls' shoe!
Son of a bitch! Oh, fuck!
came down from Fucksville to give me a pass!
(GRUNTS)
- Jordan. - Hmm?