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Which came first, turkey the bird or Turkey the you guys?
Right?
FUCK!
I melted string cheese over some corn chips.
Well, we'll give you regional beers.
Now, you three take a little nap while I make some hot chocolate.
A better husband than Homer.
Tie me to the Kong and cut its tethers.
Way ahead of you, Marge.
It's my money. I'm the one who earns it.
This is a house!
34 feet of walnut-burled freedom.
I don't mean you, Martha.
but we've got to put money away.
Mom is making us wear clothes from Goodwill.
Brenda, I'm afraid your husband had no insurance.
That's my half-assed dad.
You can have it. This one's way better.
You can wear swimsuits instead of underwear!
Okay, I'll just hire a haulage firm to cart them away...
The real Brenda later went to Harvard Medical School..
I'll let you punch me!
First, Raise My Allowance.
FUCK!
There was a sale, so I bought 400 cans.
I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere, man
I've never loved you either.
You are a wise woman.
"Runaway Truck Lane!"
What? I seem to recall you asked me to get this fat!
Well, it's a pleasure to meet another sultan of the slow lane.
Have you ever had a heart attack?