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God!
Well, I work too hard all day to be maid here, too.
Not without cause, Michael.
I can't do this.
Okay.
No, God, please, no! No! No!
Yes.
I tell her to meet me in Mexico,
See? Someone around here is sane.
You cannot expect me to keep track of all of my personnel.
I should've written that.
I'm not wearing a wire, so...
Just a good, solid punch.
It's got great light in here.
when the appraisal comes in low
No! God!
But I did it because it needed to be said.
Hi, Michael.
It would be mean But sometimes the ends justify the mean
Are you all right, Michael?
I'm just going on a little trip.
Are you really not going to punch him?
I love catching people in the act.
His name is Toby Flenderson.
just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave
I bet. For you.
I learned a while back that if I don't text "911,"
No, God, please, no! No! No!
I was Miss Tiny Mid-Atlantic Bride when I was 10.
"Please hug and kiss me, no matter how hard I struggle.
I mean, the price was good, and I was helping out my mom.
What do you need, Michael?
(LAUGHS)
Do you want to hear a lie?
Why aren't you having any, Angela?
She's gonna love it.
Yeah.
agha hsh
"You are all a bunch of idiots and privileged ass-wipes who werert raised right.
Hey, hey, what are you...
Hi, Mi--
I wish I had written it.
It's on Linden Ave., by the quarry.