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No, Mr. Simpson. A cat is a living creature.
So you're one of those "don't-call-me-a-chick" chicks, huh?
Brilliant.
Take the babysitter home now. She's been in the car for 20 minutes.
Exquisite.
Come on. I'm a decent guy.
Wait a minute. Wait. Where's my gummi de Milo?
Dramatization: May not have happened.
...on how we don't have to be second-class citizens.
- Okay. Go. - Homer...
I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground…. …before I recognize irregardless.
That's okay. Your tears say more than real evidence ever could.
Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further.
Groundskeeper Willie saved you, Homer.
- Hello? - Hello, Homer, this is God...
Hello. I am Homer Simpson.
Disemboweler IV.
That's where cooties come from.
Why did any people touch Judy's butt? Why did any people touch Judy's butt?
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We can bring a fern, and a folding chair from the garage...
"Babysitter and the Beast."
Two calls. That's our best ever.
My only hope is this homemade Prozac.