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Maybe you're breaking in your new Italian shoes...
Whose list did I end up on, yours or Turk's?
"I'm sorry for your loss" fantastic.
Are you crazy? Baby, it was only a sex dream. Everybody has them.
See if you can't hook me up.
Danke.
Just like my brother.
Unfortunately, Mr Mueller doesn't speak a word of English.
I must stop touching my pits and rubbing them on people.
- Do you have a question? - No, sir.
Was she going to be OK? Did I leave my underwear at the funeral?
Has it been an hour already?
Since hubby is now worm food, I'm guessing all bets are off.
Clear.
- You speak German? - I can do a sweet little milkmaid.
Thanks again for coming.
- Mine. - Let me see.
No one else will bust my chops about the funeral.
My God, this is so boring.
I can't tell you how happy I am to finally have some closure
No, baby, but I understand.
If you're not honest, you'll get busted.
I can do an evil old hausfrau.
Because I had it out while I looked at yours.