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The moment has arrived.
and see what he's saying about us.
Hello, everyone, and welcome back.
I am joined by the Republican nominee... a Giant Douche.
just seeing if, uh, I can get your support
while Hitler rose to power were... were maybe somehow also responsible?
What the hell are you doing?!
You're my advisers, for Christ's sake! How do we do this?!
Up 10%. Can you believe that shit?
I'm going to the bathroom.
Member Zenitram? Oh I member Zenitram!
those nostalgic memberberries we know and love.
I'm not gonna let you divide boys and girls in this school anymore!
Sit your ass down.
and they'll all die, too!
Yeah, dad. Just thinking.
Everyone knows you're acting this way by day
It's not gonna work, Cartman!
Hey, girls are funny Wendy, okay? Get over it.
and now if we get gender wars, too?
And that's just the kind of sexist bull crap that's gonna keep you in the kitchen.
We are live at South Park Elementary school,
but they can often be misleading.
to try and stop the damage he has done.
Oh! And J.J. Abrams has absolutely shattered expectations, Mike!
Don't mind Cristina. She has a little sand in her vagina...
People actually think a turd is worse than a douche!
You just think everything and everyone is dumb, huh?
then he speaks for all you boys.
Unfortunately, that'd be a breach of my civil rights.
Why would you care?
with a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
That's what I have to do.
I'm not funny.
Let's see. Red, you got any zingers for the crowd?
is about to take on the Jefferson Sabers.
How could someone think these things are bad?
God damn it!
We know you're tired.