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Everyone turning out to see what's gonna happen.
and that I really have been doing what I've been doing
and traded place...
This week, with athletes all over the country
Maybe if you swam in a pool in Florida,
But of course what everyone is really here for...
in solidarity to please rise,
I'm gonna be the president, and you're gonna be in charge
I'm sure to lose this election.
What are you doing about Eric Cartman?
Oh, and 'member Bionic Man?
that your opponent will gain any momentum from this poll?
I'm telling you, they really take the edge off.
So, by our estimates, it's roughly 7.6 million people
I have to keep running,
who was a little black boy named Token.
'Kay, that's good. Now, just try and say it a little bit funnier now.
Are you telling me that we're about to be voted into office,
the trolling you've received on the Internet.
- We didn't do it. - We all know who did.
Yeah! Yeah!
Mr. Cartman, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
I Don't Feel Like Being Funny Right Now.
people just get more stoked on me!
He saved Star Wars,
Send in Mr. Cartman.
It's skank-hunt42, and no, I am not.
People got the Rina? We should
the old one had, but some new surprises, as well.
How can anyone be calm in a time like this?!
Well, I'll be in my office if you want to talk.
If I quit, I look like a total jackass.
What is wrong with people, huh?
They sat it out because you were harassing them online!
that it's just because girls don't have a sense of humor.
German collective guilt, right?
thinking about guys.
- Oh, yeah! - Yeah, I 'member that.
how fat you are and how you want to have sex with guys
Well, I hear you, but, you know, sometimes in life,
The newest Gallup poll results are in,
Come on, Nichole! Sit it out!
Now please rise for the national anthem.
Just the other day in the hallway,
But I can assure you, nobody respected