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a viable plan in place if you were to be elected president.
Fuck them all to death!
Hey, hey!
If I win, I won't be able to do what I promised.
What?
Okay, and then... and then... And then just go my vagina!
Everything's getting a reboot now.
You're just trying to start a war, aren't you?
of all foreign and domestic policies!
I don't really care! Just don't drag me into it!
You can put my wife and I both down for Turd Sandwich.
You'd have to be an absolute asshole not to stand and support it.
Attention parents and grandparents of young children.
He was on his way to visit his grandma,
'Member Slimer?
Ladies and gentlemen...
You're just gonna have to do something awful
and nobody's doing anything about it.
comes out of nowhere and sits down for...
Just do women's comedy stuff... You know, talk about
- 'Member explorers? - The little kids in a spaceship?
Look! There's Wendy's mom with a dick in her mouth, too?!
Great. And will you be voting for the Giant Douche
and we have no idea what the fuck we're gonna do?!
Cynical...
Look there.
Oh, well, well, who said that?
Hey, Kyle. You okay, son?
Yeah! Those ads that are trying to kill us?
Oh, geez!
I can't wait Tell me, tell me!!
that I believe in, and that's fuck them all to death!