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we are always talking about, Eric.
Skeletor's real?
or T.M.I.
Well, the school put the sizes of all our penises
that all that's important
I must inquire, as to ensure the most professional therapy, Do you possess jelly in your digestive area, you rather small, overweight, good for nothing child?
# roostersync
This is the last fucking straw!
You saying I got problems like these fucking people?
"Its flaccid girth is one inch in diameter.
Yeah, dude, they aren't gonna give us what we want.
* Because America is back *
No, dude, fuck you! We're burnin' this shit!
I don't care if Obama is president!
Uh, the penis is the thing we're talking about
since their physical last year.
We've had enough!
Yo, let's cap these bitches, mah.
I'll have you know that my penis is 1.2 inches
and fascist lies, media control, and-
And everyone's a Justin Beiber wannabe!
Sweetie, come on, put down the-
Look,
What 14-year-old girl? Carol, I would nev-
No, I don't have a criminal record!
Hang on, he's comin' back out.
It isn't true! It isn't true!
* Woo-hoo! Come on! *
and I'm an actual doctor
- Huh! Huh! - Aah!
Please, I'm just saying how amazing you are
Those weren't our dick sizes?
- Not me. - Nah, mah shit be packin', mah.
Well, Eric, because I know you want
* It's electric and magical *
What's a penis?
Power to the people! Burn Emmet Brickowski down!
in more constructive ways, Randy.
You just did that to everybody in class!
They wanna measure my wiener? Fine!
than what the school said.