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I don't know! Why would you?
The fourth grade boys measured their penises
Why did you measure all the boy students' penis sizes
some rage addiction.
When you boys measured your penis length,
They don't give a shit about the students,
is a natural thing.
than the other guys'?
You've got a lot of people scared.
get all the girls all heated up and freaking out
We thought it would be fun to put up
Let's start killing these sons a bitches!
Hey, everyone who's pissed off and angry
Yeah, they fucking did, Kyle!
Does everyone here
That's.2 inches more
Wait, what?
Who is this?
Who the hell is this chick surgeon general
Can you fucking believe it?
- Yeah, you. - They have sex?
Oh, yeah, and fuck Kyle!
and it's below average!
Sorry, Doctor. Your wife's on the phone.
for wanting to lessen some of your more
No. No, that doesn't matter.
plus weight over girth
Didn't you forget something?
All you do is yell at me!
Hey, come over here. Look.
to a grinding halt!
length times diameter
Unfortunately, you have been taught
You measured everyone's wiener except for yours.
Dude, we're just trying to eat.
You mean everyone knows my wiener is smaller
4.4 inches.
Mah, that shit be burnin' and shit, mah!