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and what better way to show you I'm serious
(groans)
All right, let's give it a try.
if you should be running a school.
(sirens wailing)
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
I know, it's going to be such a darling B and B.
"Railed Crystal good." Oh...
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
to serve as interim principal
(kids laughing and cheering)
What?! Shut the front door.
with a reference from last century.
(guitar riff playing)
♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
to some people like yelling.
over the P.A. this morning, that was me.
♪ Got to kiss myself, I'm so pretty ♪
PRINCIPAL SHEPHERD: Good morning, students.
I am a heterosexual.
What are you talking about? I'm a natural leader.
Grape juice in a Ziploc bag?
(drums playing offbeat)
Check! Check!
JOE: Thanks, babe. Hey, you know what that song's about?
to drive me to school tomorrow in his car.
Shut up! You shut up!
MEG: Knock it off! Give me back my lunch.
♪ Half the band isn't in the band ♪
Can I be honest with you, Dad?
I love vaginas.
Dad, I don't want you to do this.