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I only hung out with Krabappel because Skinner blew her off.
- Was that the war with Hitler or Merlin? - Oh, you idiot. Merlin was in Vietnam.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
You've got to stop putting your mother ahead of me. We have a date.
But for now, I need my tongue to talk to you.
- Take me car. - Unh.
Willie, you're no stranger to the inner workings of the female mind.
I was out for two weeks and then went back in.
...the Teacher of the Year. Then she'll feel appreciated.
"Russia, Great Britain and France had formed an entente cordiale..."
You know what made me feel better about myself?
And although Rover here may not know it...
Well, if I may dust off an old chestnut: Ay caramba.
Of course, to enlist, I had to lie about my age.
Ooh, Algebra.
All right, Seymour.
Hey, Bart, wanna go for a ride in my uncle's Black Hawk helicopter?
Good Lord. I may lose Edna forever.
Oh, this is the worst thing I've ever done.
Open your gullet, you human blob.
...she's just a real teacher who comes in every day no matter what.
...our whole family gets a free trip to the awards ceremony in Orlando.
Mrs. K, if you win this here learning derby...
There's one person I'd like to thank for this.
Hello? Mother?
Purple Lane!
Okay. There's a lot of low cards in that hand.
Mmm, that's good satire
You can help me play "Halloween Hit and Run."
The boy can read.
Oh, Lord, it's only Wednesday.