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A guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder.
She's been drinking.
Make sure you're good on potassium.
Good bedside manner, good rapport with the nurses,
That was more subtle in my head.
It's a lot to have on your shoulders, you know?
Act busy.
and although my wife was asleep, I'd wake her, look her in the eyes,
- We were looking for you. - Nick, touch my butt, please.
Turk is so lucky I met him first.
Who's Carla?
Excuse me, Dr Cox? I know that you need to pick an intern
His blood cultures don't look good at all.
So you see, sir, the poor attendance is my fault. And my fault only.
That was the old Elliot.
I've never missed one. Batting 1,000 over here.
of writing my next ten lectures by this afternoon.
Baby, most guys are here.