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All I did is change my appearance to look the way I felt... here.
Now, I'll just continue the incision up the shaft of the penis.
Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? The answer is NO, Kyle! You’re NOT going to have negroplasty!
Is this doctor any good?
Men are all the same. My boyfriend walked out on me! Turns out he was a fag.
Hello everybody!
- What? - Uhh, it's Kyle! Huh, he's a Negro!
Negroplasty takes about seven hours and costs roughly 3000$.
- Yeah! - Wha-a-a negroplasty??
That woman over there was trying to get to her balls which were in the knees of a black child whose father is a dolphin.
Come on, Mr. Slave, I wanna try out my new snootch.
Well, I ASSUMED you supported me. It's still me; I just have a vagina instead of a penis.
You mean, I'll never know what it feels like to have a baby growing inside me and then scramble its brains and vacuum it out?
Vagina!
- What? - That dolphin has my scrotum!
I'm pregnant, everybody! Hoh boy, now I can have an abortion!
But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman. This would mean I I'm not really a woman.
Can we talk to you for a minute?
And your scrotum has been made into a dorsal fin for a man who wanted to look more like a dolphin.
Yeah. My school teacher wanted to be a woman, and you made him into one.
Your teacher had a sex change?? Oh my God!
And we finish it off with a nice peniplasty to enhance the genitalia.
- All right. Broflovski, you're going in next possession. - All right!
My whole life I've been a woman trapped in a man's body. A sex-change operation is my last chance at happiness.
- ...an abortion? - Yeah, I've got one growing inside me.
Let's get you two up to the clinic and I'll change you back, for a nominal fee.