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Lady and the tramp
- Sorry ma'am, no tickets, no entry. - Look, there's a boy with my balls in his knees and he's in serious danger!
Well, normally, if a woman misses her period, it means she's pregnant.
Hey everybody, you're not gonna believe it!
Oh, that stings.
But, Jews can’t play basketball! Kyle, you’d better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!!
Oh yes, Mr. Garrison. Uh yes, he had a vaginoplasty. Mhm.
All right boys, now you're all here because you're the best of the best.
I'm a hundred percent ready, coach!
- But I missed my period. - You can't have periods either.
- Now let us in! - You can't go in, ma'am!
I'm just a... a I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis!
Look at that, I'm peeing sittin' down like a dainty dignified little woman.
Make me a... dolphin?
I hate being small and Jewish. I feel like a tall black man.