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Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (1994-2007)
Jesus, that was fun...
Stop them! They didn't pay the two-dollar entry fee!
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains or just vacuum it out?
Sure. You see sometimes a woman wants to be a man. That procedure is called a peniplasty.
Excuse me, where do you have special seating for dolphins?
Well, do you also do other surgeries like that?
Gerald! What happened to you?!
Oh, so is that it?! You're just gonna walk out?! You men are all alike!
Just relax, Mr. Garrison.
What kind of nutjob would agree to surgically alter my son into a tall African-American?!
Dude, you were awesome, Kyle.
There's nothing crazy about a person wanting to look on the outside the way they feel on ths inside.
You WHAT?!
Mr. Slave, I got somethin' for us, too.
Yeah, that's basically it.
Look, y-you gave it your best shot, right?
Dude, don't be nervous.
Oo whataya mean?
Would you like to take this beautiful woman to bed?
We don't... have one.
I had a negroplasty. Can I play in the All-State team now?
It's a fairly common procedure, really, just the reverse of a caucasioplasty just like Michael Jackson had.
I know. I deserve it.