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I just heard your pants ain't hiring
And the first beer's on me.
Ooh!
The nitwits are running the goofhouse.
The female tiger woods of the 1930s--
I am.
(chuckling)
(sobbing)
Well, I got the next best thing.
¶ ¶
Could it be?
(moans)
For this year's fundraiser?
Classic.
Go, go, go!
Me when Ben Holyoak plays possibility storm
Hi, ned.
This one has an action and this one has a body part.
It was the future, 'cause I'm younger than you.
Damn it! You are touching the child? No! It wasn't me!
Stupid carl.
(chuckles slyly)
I want to make love, now!
Read about two years ago.
(groaning)
Squirt them in.
(clinking)
I'll have a quizzical expression for the rest of my life.
Give my best to marge.
Hmm, I guess it'll just be dinner for four.
And walk you out to sea before that happened.
It's a big turnout at church today,
Pee pee in homers feet
(whispering) the louvre.
(sighing)
Her shapely gams have finally persuaded me
Oh, well, I didn't know that.
If you held this glass of red wine.
Okay, stop, we got plenty.
My assistant will do a sensual dance for your arousal.
Honey, I know it's been a rough couple of weeks,
Yeah.
You know, I'd rather save my arm-lifting
Well, not anymore.