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Hold on.
Tits McGee is on vacation.
But I didn't have a mountain. I had a newsroom and a camera.
I guess I have to take you at your word. Level one.
Where did you get that album? The tortured poets department?
has always been a small passion of mine.
You know, get a couple of cocktails in me,
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if you knew when my office would be ready.
This burrito is delicious, but it is not durable savings
Shh!
Hello, Wes Mantooth.
Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary- Corporate made a very funny joke today." I laughed about it that night
I miss my musk.
# There'll be peace when you are done #
In June of 1775, the Continental Congress created a unified army it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do
Wow... You know how to cut to the core of me, Jimmy
Way to handle him. That was nice.
I mean, that thing is good.
Oversight my man
Diamonds are forever?
San Diego Drink it in, it always goes down smooth
Scholars maintain the translation was lost
What in the hell’s responsibility?
Stay classy charlotte
Change your diapers.
out of metal and brawn.
Lady! Lady!
# That's what I want you to do... #
Stay calm.
and what became of derrick? he went crazy and fell asleep with kwame.
I'm not hearing it right. Hold on.
Today we spell redemption A-L-A-S-K-A
News team!
Miss Corningstone, ma'am,
carpet.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
Baxter
You got knocked up... You should probably go to texas
Beer was a bad choice!
Rei Hino sucks! Destroy her!
I have a huge crush on
Oh no. You'll find it.
I'm pretty sure that's not love.
I mean an-y-thing.
POOP WATCH. THE MOOD IS TENSE.
I will be in makeup.
i’m pretty sure that’s not how you holiday
hey everyone, shut the hell up The Walking Dead is on
Let me say something.
Linda and I had sex And now we are in love
We are through! Through!
# Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight #
thinks that I'm your bimbo gal pal.
Go Fuck Yourself Nebraska
Thin crust Was a bad choice
Gerund watch!
It’s Mets opening day We bet it every year
I believe it's "jamming" or "yamming." It might be a soft "J."
You Look Like A Blueberry.
Creeping out all the regulars.
You have hair like an angel.
Christopher had a very funny joke today I even wrote down in my diary
50% of schools, open 20% of the week, for 15% of the school year. works every time.
Heinie!
Dan had a very funny joke today
You know how to cut to the core of me , Baker
Yes, I named my penis. It’s called the Octagon. And my testes … The left one is James Westfall and the right is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore lsland?
You are truly an awful man Mr. Lasky
I'd rather slit my throat.
I hate you Salesforce, I hate you!
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Randy Carroll You’re an awful man!
- Hello? - Hello?
I love Lightfoot
Toby Maguire is a saint!
but I believe Dignity is an old, old wooden ship
"The coyote of the desert
I Hate You BTS I Hate You
shows that her baby is doing quite well.
but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship
Im proud of you fellas
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Hink
You pointed at your boobies!!
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Mmm! Mmm. That is good fondue.
Cody D
Excuse me. Excuse me. What are you doing?
You can't say one word?
HOW NOW BROWN HOUND
They’ll getcha
hate you!
I've never heard of it.
Look, I don't speak Spanish.
Oh! By the hammer of Thor!
He's ready to do battle in the arena
Zom. Bi. Ci. DUH.
Goon Squad, assemble!!
Panda watch
PANDA WATCH The Mood is Tense
We'll go back to doing what I do best--
Gordon
There he is I’m very aroused
- Brian. - You having a good time?
We were co-people?
All right? There it is. What do you jerk off to?
- It jumped up a notch. - It did, didn't it?
We need you down here right away.
This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired.
You get a Sony XA and You get a Sony XA Everyone gets a Sony XA
They don't take into account houses that have
are you still having your celebrity golf tournament this summer?
OH
When your cousins won't stop talking video games...
Find yourself a safe house or a relative close by.
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I drink to vagina
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Stop smoking grass Harry The world's against me
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Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!
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Wait, stop. Stop talking like that.
The man that loved the motorcycle!
You’re not Mark
I can only speculate as to the sex of the panda,
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I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOU AT YOUR WORD NUMBER SIX
YOU HAVE BROKEN MY HEART
You are a smelly pirate hooker!
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Kevin made a very funny joke today!”
But mainly stay classy.
We woke up the mama.
and this cat show thing is grade-A baloney.
I mean an-y-thing
# Thinkin' of you's working up my appetite #
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Don't act like you're not impressed.
- And I don't like it. - I don't like the put-downs.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING!
He's back!
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- That's great. - Thank you.
Linda DIBenedetto is a SAINT!
Ron Burgundy.
- I think I was in love once. - Really, what was her name?
She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon
But in order to properly retell it,
I miss being near you. I miss your laugh.
Can you believe Mantooth and the Channel 9 Evening News Team?
Today we spell redemption S-W-I-F-T
Taking a two hour nap after work was a bad choice
Audrey - I look like hell. I've got bags under my eyes!
- was loitering... - Ron Burgundy.
things just got worse for Ron Burgundy.
Clutch. you''re acting like
George we'll just chop Marley up and chase her behind cars on the freeway George we'll just breathlyze Marley and blow her into a balloon
“Donnelly had a very funny joke today.”
STOOPS WATCH DAY 13: THE MOOD IS TENSE
- Yes. - Ed!
I'm sorry.
I thought they were kidding! I thought this was a joke. I even wrote it down in my diary “Eddie Munson is Johnny Storm”
Oh Facebook where's the send button Oh there it is I just had to point to it
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Me during every Diablo IV cutscene, lore entry, or dialogue exchange.
Do you really love the lamp, or are you saying it because you saw it?
I want a shot of that panda being born!
stevie had a very funny Joke today I even wrote it down in my diary
Oh, hell, that's rank!
I saw that. Joey killed a guy.
Compelling and rich
We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic.
- Oh, Ron. - Yes, yes.
hey bryan, where'd you get those players, at the toilet store?
Sherri, meet Ron Burgundy.
Liz McKiernan is a Saint, you hear me!
I'm just gonna grab this shirt, if you don't mind.
Kreider watch. the mood is tense.
wait. No, no, no. Hold on.
Excuse me.
Are you sure, Ed?
Leave the cry babies out of this..
I don’t know how to put this but… I passed the PE exam and I’m kind of a big deal
in an abandoned pool.
If I'm gonna do this, I'll need my news team at my side.
I Believe It's Jogging Or Yogging. It Might Be A Soft "J."
You're not "block"
I wrote in my journal “Matt made a really good joke today”
Well that’s just great. Thanks a lot, Kevin…
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Maybe sit the next couple of plays out Champ.
"Niantic had a very funny joke today."
I'm Veronica Corningstone,
I even wrote it down in my diary Erik had a very funny joke today
Spell, do you really love the leg warmers, or are you just looking at things and saying you love them?
With a brain a third the size of us.....It's science.
THAT’S NOT A GOOD START
if I could squire you about town
I will not have my first story at this news station
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe beauty is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era
Well, I could be wrong,
For the last time: anything you put on that prompter Brandon will read!
It's the pancake breakfast. We do it every GABS
Great Odin's raven!
Yes, I am going to have three fingers of Glenlivet
I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
¿Como están, pinches?
She’s a saint! You hear me?!?
When you set the new Pinchys Lobster Roll Record
and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
Oh, Ron.
When someone gets jnto CRNA school
I don't know a NED
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Tell her to get a coat.
It's called the Octagon.
I can't believe you did this to me!
60% of the time, it works every time.
I make ft8 noises With my mouth
60% of the time, it works every time.
I don't know how to put this but... my wife is kind of a big deal
How Now Brown Dow
WATCH OUT FOR THE MAKERS MARK, IT’LL GET YA
Ron Burgundy had never heard that song.
I've been reduced to rubble!
I've been handed an urgent and horrifying news story And I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen Jayson Tatum is the best player in the world
That's my chopper you just thrashed, Broseph.
Aluminum was a bad choice
Eclips Watch!!! The mood is tense!
from the network. You've just been promoted.
No, that tickles me! Come on!
"Let ‘Em Work It Out! It’s Between The Two Of Them!"
Well, well, well.
Today we spell redeption ARC
Ron, are you okay? Ron?
Briana Hurt is a saint!!!
I dont know how to put this but... i passed the pe exam and i'm kind of a big deal
I'D LIKE TO PUT SOME BBQ SAUCE ON THAT BUTT
"60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time."
I still don't quite understand what it means.
I guess I'll have to take you at your word, #2
That's what you gotta do when you're in a vicious cockfight.
Hey Quinton.... Studies show, 60% of the time it works 100%of the time!
Ready, Phil.
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I don’t know if you heard me But I switched my autopay to an AMEX
Beep boop bop you’re fired Ed!
It’s monkey MAN Not monkey BOY
Let the games BEGIN O‘yinlarni boshlang
You dirtbags have been in last place for three years
jeremy strong killed a kid. i saw that!
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Rule number one:
I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation.
I mean, come on, Ed! It's bullcrap!
Stay white
Start cleaning up your desk.
# When he tells me I better get in line #