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TODAY WE SPELL REDEMPTION Travis
Ron, are you okay?
A La Jolla man clings to life
Kirkland: so you know it's good
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I expected it from the rest of them, Mr. Burgundy, but not from you.
It's Rocket League. We do it every Friday night.
It always goes down smooth.
Emily Howe and I had sex And we are in looooovvvveeee!
Right, but I think my son is just going through a phase.
No, Lynnsey will be there. It's the Crackhead Hour. We do it every week.
Well, agree to disagree.
That's bush. Bush league.
Well, well, well,
stinking up the joint with your craziness.
She was Brazilian.
A Manhattan, and kick the vermouth
I think she bought it
Oh, mi corazón está en fuego! Julio!
Here are the stories we're going to be chasing today.
I nailed the steak
Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy,
If you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back.
I am completely miserable SanDiego
Here is a story of a 103-year-old woman
Excuse me, I'm press. Thank you. What do you got?
Way to go! Neat-o, gang.
Why, Ron? Why?
60% of the time, it works every time.
Livestock ,Carnival and Pet the the Bunnies.. We do it every Houston Rodeo Tejano Day
I'm sorry.
But you and l are mature adults.
I don’t know what a bonus win is!
Milk Was a Bad choice.
This coffee tastes weird Yep, it's got real bits of panther in it
Don’t get me wrong I loooove Greek Food
Mmmmm take me to foot town wahaha
and this is what's happening in your world tonight.
Take me to flavor town!
It took my impending death for me to realise how much I need you
Tonight the sewers run red.. With Buchanon’s blood!
Philly was a bad choice
No discounts! No mercy!
it's made with bits of real panther So you know it's good
out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Go fuck yourself detroitdad
"mentally retarded."
Wow. Quite a drink order.
Okay. Bye-bye.
- Excuse me. - What are you doing?
You get train ran on 50% of the time All the time
.
Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone.
They don't take into account houses that have more than two television sets and things of that nature
I love flag.
To the news van!
BABY WATCH
I'M SHOCKED
It’s the pancake breakfast. We do it every Sunday.
NO ASSUMPTIONS! NO MERCY!
# The greatest wealth that exists in the world. #
I saw that, Mike killed a guy
You weren't here. Why are you being this way?
All right, guys. Let's focus up.
Scholars maintain that the owner was lost hundreds of years ago.
Just Take It Easy, Champ ...
Come on! Oh, God!
..
This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
I LOVE STAIN
AND I DO MEAN AN-Y-THING
Thanks for stopping by
Don't act like you're not impressed.
Today we spell redemption RON
Oh. You son of a bitch!
How now brown cow
It is anchorman, not anchorlady!
OUr children will form a family band
when he's suffering from a spiritual and existential funk.
Mm, 9:00.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY???
I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.
Go fuck yourself, Joe Biden
Last time I looked, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
Easy, compadre. I'm your friend out here, all right?
is to give her two tickets to the gun show...
.
Well that’s just great Amber… Falcons!
And then our children will form a family band.
for an extended period of time.
I've got to merge my PR
FOR THE LAST TIME, ANYTHING YOU PUT ON THAT PROMPTER JUSTIN BURGUNDY WILL READ
People who overreact to the Coronavirus
That squirrel can water-ski
That's completely uncalled for, Burgundy.
Yeah.
I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman!
Boy, that escalated quickly
and the Channel 4 News Team.
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
Sweet grandmother's spatula!
What did you say your name was?
Do you know who I am?
Hey!
It's clear now.
Excusez-moi, Numero Two.
Damn it! You know Leaky will read whatever you type in chat
Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can’t understand you.
Boy... that escalated quickly
Did you just throw a sturgeon out your window?
And I'm Tits-- I'm Ron Burgundy.
♫ Afternoon delight. ♫
- And that is a scientific fact! - Uh-huh.
Compelling, and rich
This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
Jesus, She's Terrifying!
Yes.
and I'm rarely late.
London Gentleman, or--
as one professional helping another professional,
It's actually an optical illusion.
No discounts! No mercy!
When an STi passes you
You're not very bright. You know that, right?
My wife and I had sex last night!! With each other!!!
Baxter!
Ahhhhh!
News team, assemble!
I guess we'll go back to doing what I do best, show off.
Heyyy Oh! There he is!
You guys just stand there? Come on!
Why don't you stop talking for a while?
You have broken my heart samwise Burgundy you have broken my heart
It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
Mike Harris is a saint! And a financial genius
and the Channel 4 News Team.
Jack Cousins is a Saint!!! You understand me?
I've had enough of you, Mantooth.
This could be the big story of the summer.
vivufuuf? what do you want vrostrophia? feed the vitasoyvicryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal vitasoyvic! betrayal vitasoyvic! virufufu vititirjdmdkmddjterratetvookavirtual! thank you vaceeroiomp valasaluter! you're welcome viitutjtuttujd vomitrufudjjjxorder!
Garth, I need to look at these tapes for a potential lead.
I love poop! I love poop!
No, no, that's... very exciting.
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I'm just gonna put that out there
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
Oh, it's the deep burn!
after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs
I laughed at it later that night!
Atish, are you paying attention? Nope.
Correa Watch The mood is tense
Dorothy Manmouth is a Saint!
When You start Working out and Eating right
Champ, come on. Come on!
they're looking for a new anchor.
Burgundy will read.
Biden will read anything you put on the prompter Anything
It's the pancake breakfast We do it every month
THAT’S NOT A GOOD START
From everybody here, Go Fuck yourself Kathy Hochul
He's gonna put Corningstone on.
YOU CAN USE MY USP THEN AFTERWARDS MAYBE WE CAN GO TO LUNCH
Construction on 95 South during rush our is Grade A Baloney
From all of us here at Channel 4 News,
- I can't find Corningstone. - Where the hell is she?
Jackie almost killed a guy
They have Done Studies You Know Scott Sucks
Oh, come on. Audrey.
and suits so fine
SUR...... .....PRISE !
Whale, whale, whale,
Because of my breasts?
If I'm a dullard, you're the, uh, the dull--
toxic katherina rivenese was bohpa bohpa bohpa oboboloo lkajsjieieiriii's booohouppeproich wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
- Thanks for stopping by. - Stay classy.
I'm gonna straight up murder your ass!
Today we spell redemption J. O. E.
Stay classy charlotte.
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it in my diary. Jeremy had a very funny joke today.
Yeah I saw that. Jesse killed a guy
And you ate all the leaves?
It's ok! I'm here, we can do the TD now!
I saw that, Mike killed a guy
read something like this:
Well that’s just great
Beer was a bad choice!
It’s the pancake breakfast Tom. We do it every year!
yes raelene you old frumbled prune face granny! yes punched in like a gayle bradley knife! yes the other stanley knives are just plain old SliceCo's. thanks dear yes me frumples aren't filed under "S" after all!
and is one of the top political advisors
And Baxter here of course
Here we go... LEt the games Begin!
I wanna polka.
James, are you paying attention? Nope.
I miss--i miss my ceo.
Twenty Percent Of The Time It Works Every Time
Today we spell redemption, J. O. E.
60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time.
- I hate you! - I hate you more!
Nice work, everyone. Sharp suite release. Really good. Everyone one on the floor as well. Really a lot of hustle, I liked it
We're laughing, enjoying our friendship.
I’m Ron Burgandy Go tuck yourself Kathy Hochul.
It looks like a whale's vagina
Who typed a question mark at the end of of the QOS?
be about a cat fashion show.
Why did you say that? Why?
You stay classy WHILians!
Huh? Network?
Would everyone love to hear Andre 3000 play "yazz" flute?
Hey, Ron.
I'm having very strong feelings for you, Mr. Burgundy.
I chose them as my replacement,
That was our newest reporter, Veronica Corningstone.
It's always a long fall from the top, isn't it?
- We were just flapping our gums. - Oh, yeah.
You pointed to your boobies.
I'm Ron Burgundy.
Ah! Knights of Columbus, that hurts!
You really want to know what love is?
Beer was a bad choice!
You have always been a good friend!
I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many.
Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can''t understand you.
You're my hero, Ron.
He will read anything that is put on the sermon notes
Oh, that behind is driving me loco!
You have...
No there’s no way that’s correct
Dammit! Who put "repeat the line" on the teleprompter?!
Foggy London Town
I even wrote it down in my diary! Jason picked a very cool beer today!
Hey Y. Koo You're making me look stupid
The bottom line is,
Boy, that escalated quickly.
All clear!
Ribs
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You're gonna need to move to Moscow.
When someone is unexpectedly losing their shit... I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
Sixty percent of the time... My memory works every time
H-a-w-k-s
Smells like bigfoot's dick
Veronica. She put that in the Teleprompter.
Joe Biden will read!
Bear fight!
When this all gets sorted out I think you and me should get an apartment together
Hey, lady in the red hat. Yeah.