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You got knocked up. You should probably deny it on social media
Stove is a Saint!
Thank you.
I hate you, Ron Burgundy! I hate you!
Go Fuck Yourself Bags Text Group
Doesn't mean we can't have fun.
Well Looks like We Got Ourselves A Billingual Bloodfest
Trump has the personality of a mortician
Burk had a very funny joke today
I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary danilea made a very funny joke
Sky!! Rockets In Flight
Oh yeah.
It's Rocket League. We do it every Friday night.
We really should be going.
Happy Birthday Ryan?
Champ Kind, sports.
- I can't understand you. - Sorry.
I've got to do the news!
Sorry. Sorry.
60% of the time, it works every time.
I don’t know if you heard me counting I did over 1,000
Anything you put on that prompter, Joe will read.
there's something that you should know.
they had to bring a female in.
I can't believe I'm about to do this.
Pick up the phone! Let's gooooo!
You have your ubulus muscle
A real ice queen.
and I would like to be able to do my job.
Today we spell FREEDOM R - O - N
and was firing a bow and arrow into a crowd.
Is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.
That’s a given, that’s a given
All right. Let's go!
Ned? I don't know a Ned
Bob Dylan once wrote,
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
60 percent of time time, it works every time.
DAMN it, who typed a typo in the SPF RECORD?!
Yes?
- A straight shot. - Ooh, ow.
You'll find it.
MM! BREATHE IT IN.
Ah, jazz flute is for little fairy boys.
Now this is happening.
Easy, compadre. I'm your friend out here, all right?
- We did it. - What is this, amateur hour?
I've just been handed An urgent
Tell you everything's gonna be okay?
#NOVARKWATCH
Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired Ed.
Acuna Watch! The mood is tense..
Do you really love the toy, or are you saying it because you saw it?
You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter.
It’s a 9:30 start. We did it every night.
Rangers lead the way
Happy Valentines Day to my Beauty
It’s bull crap Acker Don’t get me wrong I love the ladies, they rev my Engine but they don’t belong in the MCU
I thought you were kidding I even wrote it down in my diary, "karah had a very funny joke today"
and, Jay, let's take the bass line for a walk.
Fuck you, Chinese Government
Anna Page is open this week!
I believe Rizz is an old old wooden ship Used during the Civil War
Wipe the dribble away from your bubblin' lips.
I don't often make myself out of clay and fire But when I do I make sure i'm extinguished first
That jumped up a notch
I am hung over.
7% of the time, it works every time.
and it's not going well.
Oh! Great Odin's raven!
You stay classy, San Diego.
He said knull!
Kandance Belk is a saint!
Huh? Network? Are they here?
That was half a lifetime ago We’re different people now
Mr. Holman, You have a massive erection
Damnit who put an issue in the teams chat?!
When in Rome.
- # Sunshine, go away today... # - Damn it!
i’ll be honest with you layla, that smells like poop mixed in mud.
Paul where’d you get a hand grenade
I’m not a baby! I’m a man!
Katherine watch. The mood is tense!
I love her I dont love her
I can't work with this woman. It's terrible.
Audrey - I look like hell I've got bags under my eyes!
Don't get me wrong, i love the gravy. it rev's my engine
Channel 4 News,
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
No Commercials! No Mercy!
And you come out with stink like that poop!
"Where's your mommy? Someone's gotta change your diapers."
But I also nicknamed my testes.
I don't know, Ron.
Miss Veronica Corningstone.
I'm bro P?
It is not baloney. Now, go do your job, missy!
- To the news van! - Okay!
That's wonderful! Thank you!
Whispered Secrets The Story Of Tideville
Broderick killed a guy
He kills people. He sawed a woman in half!
He - I don’t - I think he bought it!
Shotgun willie's is a saint!
Well, well, well.
I feel like I have proven myself as a journalist
Maybe cool it with the Lols for a while…
will read anything that is put on that Teleprompter.
You wanna dance, Ronnie?
Looks Like We’ve Got Ourselves A Bilingual Bloodfest
I'm Veronica Corningstone.
Did you hear that Yavar, BEARS? Now you're putting the whole firm in Jeopardy.
STOOPS WATCH DAY 12: THE MOOD IS TENSE
Well, I have one great passion that--
What? Were you saying something?
Ribs... Weed. I had weed for lunch. That's why I'm doing this.
I love Yermin. I love Yermin....
I am completely miserable, San Diego
Team USA will hold up anything that is put on a banner
BOTLANE, ARE YOU PAY
Who typed that into the Teleprompter?
That doesn't make sense.
Hey!
We've both seen our share of pornographic materials.
I'd also like to share that I own a lambo & you’ll never own one
Poop Poop Mouth!
When someone is unexpectedly losing their shit and catches you off guard... I DON'T know what you're yelling about???
What’s this?
Living Legends Uninvited Guest
Calm down.
Go fuck yourself, Kim Gardner!
Why don't you stop applying for a while
Oh!
It sure is good to be number one.
And the couch ballet Is grade a baloney
I don't believe you.
I thought you were kidding! I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. "The agent made a very funny joke today!”
He kills people. He saws a woman in half!
You kept your head on a swivel.
Pointed to your boobies
I'd like to put some barbecue sauce on that butt
Uh-oh.
- It's Ronnie! - Ron!
This is definitely a man's world.
Really good. Everyone on the floor as well.
HUH?!
Never ceases To amaze me
What in the hell is diversity
Go fuck yourself, Michigan
I'm a professional doctor.
You’re not Denise.
Right now it's 82' in our fair city,
When all this gets sorted out you and me should get an apartment together
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me?
Jim Bowlin at the YMCA…
What did the bad man do?
You have a massive erection Don't act like you're not impressed
Great. Bears.
Kennel Watch Day 3
No Commericals No Mercy
to this news station's already sterling reputation.
Oh, I'm storming your castle on my steed, milady.
And we are very good friends.
Why don't you stop applying for a while
Veronica and I are trying this new fad called,
What's this?
Take me to Pleasure Town!
Little "Ham and Eggs" comin' at you. Hope you got your griddles.
Everyone here knows it.
I saw that. Kyle killed a guy.
Got an invite
Mance and Justice Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder
He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr,
Let the games begin!
50% of the time, I’m there every time
Veronica Corningstone and I had sex,
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter,
That’s not a good start
- Uh, Champ? - Yeah.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?
You got knocked up. You should probably get out of news.
Yep, it's made with bits of real panther.
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, baby jerk. →
GO
COVID-19 WATCH. THE MOOD IS TENSE
anything you put into email Rebecca will report
- Ron! - He took him!
was that those were not real pirates.
Go fuck yourself NAVAIR.
Get out! Just go!
You were amazing.
This has to be the feeblest
Tonight's top story: The sewers run...white...with aphids' blood!
Why don’t you stop talking for a while? Maybe take the next couple of plays off.
and 38' in the Middle East.
Excuse me, Veronica.
I'm gonna take a run at the new girl.
Hey, Aquebogue!
Jacked Taliban? Now you’re putting the whole station in jeopardy
I friggin' love you back!
STOOPS WATCH DAY 4: THE MOOD IS TENSE
I don't remember.
Your just a woman with a small brain
Rangers lead the way
Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, "When in Rome."
Oh, I'm so happy!
Oh Jerry, you can't bark the gay away. Stop projecting, its ok...
yes beryl fleshkins? what do you want? i want to do some bohouoperowoweieoupering in snagra.
I don't remember doing it
Today we spell redemption BVU
Oh! I've never heard of it.
Mike Pence had a very funny joke today
Our Children Will Form A Family Band And we will tour the countryside.
Nothing. All I can see is a blue curtain.
Jacob Trouba is a saint
It always goes down smooth
GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGJOE
Hello, Edward.
I AM FULL OF IT TONIGHT
Don't want to wake up your friends.
It was Wes Mantooth.
I love Lampkin. I love lampkin.
and my apartment
Burgundy! Burgundy!
I saw that. Riggs killed a guy!
Come get a taste.
- Blade! - Here you go, mate!
Nope.
Brian?
I might be in trouble on that one.
Ron, what do you think?
Really a lot of hustle. I liked it.
Go fuck yourself, Padres Go fuck yourself, Tatis & Machado
It's the pancake breakfast We do it every month
The kind of shot that gets you to the top of network news.
And it's right here.
The mood is tense!
MMM I JUST BURNED MY TONGUE
I believe I did.
You know how to cut to the core of me, Maw.
That is Grade A baloney
That's it.
Or Chinese, or something weird.
Wait! Did you just hear something?
It's Rocket Man not Rocket Lady
I’m telling you, this lady Has really crawled into Kyle’s head!
Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional,
it used to be anne-marie leaving shades with hentai on kate donohoe but she quit so it would be andrew sargent taking those duties wouldn’t it? yes.
Knights of Columbus!
It truly is beauty and the beast.
I wanna be on you.
I'm so happy! You are alive!
My little China doll.
SAID!
Well, believe it or not,
to the Bush White House.
Burg, are you paying attention? Nope!?
Mm-hmm.