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- No, I did it. - You bitch!
I read somewhere that their periods attract bears.
you've been spending a lot of time with this lady.
FOR THE LAST TIME ANYTHING YOU PUT ON THAT PROMPTER THAT DUMBASS WILL READ
I'm lead anchor Veronica Corningstone.
Fantastic.
Biden will read!
if we continue seeing each other,
Dammit Who gave the ARMs permission to make memes
You might want to bring a coat
Go fuck yourself Nick Harvalis
You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Just want you to know if Ron does not show up, I am ready to go on.
pickup attempt that I have ever encountered.
Now let's do this!
Hmm. Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
So what other passions do you have, Mr. Burgundy?
I’ve been watching this before every epic Euro trip for the last 10 years
Oh, it's so deep.
Go fuck yourself, Pete.
You're okay?
I don't know how to put this, but... my wife is kind of a big deal
Ed!
I was just speaking In generalities
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Kevin made a very funny joke today!”
My Wife and i had sex!!
Jacked Taliban? Now you’re putting the whole station in jeopardy
yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes when i'm a multicoloured rainbow pony jojo siwa candy balloons mood!
PASTA WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE
My sweet Brock
Switch me on it!
as a peer and as my gentleman lover?
sixty percent of the time it works every time
you got it
You know I don’t be speak Mexican
He will literally rip your face off.
Sentinel logs
Hello, neighbor.
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Joe will read.
Jackie pooping in Panera *Everyone walking into the bathroom - "It smells like Bigfoot's dick!"
You could use my office And afterwards we could go to lunch
I've nicknamed my penis It's called "the octagon"
That’s a givens
Even the guy who can't think says something!
It was very hard for Veronica.
OK towel ready washing machine empty lizz
Maybe you should stop talking for a while. Maybe take the next couple of plays off.
-Oh!
The sewers run red With bulls blood
then don't forget Channel 2 News with me,
to take on more challenging stories.
Lay low for a while
A whale's vagina
DOROTHY BLOODSAW WAS A SAINT!
Ow!
God does not want her to live
Oh, there it is.
_
Stay pithed, San Diego
That's a given
PANDA WATCH
You sound like a gay
Just watch out for the guns. They'll get you.
Well, well, well…
seems that our youngest chris was on ACID and firing a bow & Arrow into a Crowd You know how kids are...
Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off.
who's filling in for anusha pillay? josh williams.
Leave hunt out of this, all right?
Iead anchor Frank Vitchard.
It’s boring, but it’s my life
Here's the thing,
Jeez.
yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes gotta wet my sex bedsheets.
Guess he should've ordered the decalf...
and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis.
That squirrel can water-ski.
What if, just for tonight, we weren't coworkers? We were co-people?
These grapes are good, but they are sour.
Oh! Can't think of anything to say, can you?
What's this?
Do you know who I am?
Well that’s just great
All right, everyone relax. She's not gonna take anyone's airtime.
yes beryl moonsoonspillyourgutsfortheotherkidsrocketkeroskerosenetyreteethbladerette? what do you want? i want to do some a paul pulling trans in arnhem land.
I'm gonna straight up
Sixty percent of the time... it works everytime
Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
You do not take a tone with me,
Stay Classy Houston, TX
And when I say anything,
I’m outnumbered
Mease Salazar GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGJOE
I guess i'll have to take you...................... at your word
I like to eat ice cream,
I--
Mike Harris is a saint! And a financial genius
No, I was talking to you. No, not her.
So much to think about.
# Some man's gone, he's trying to run my life #
what became of leanne may vandergarden? she pushed herself into anime and got electroucuted in bangalore.
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
DEY GOHBIBDIIIIHS!
For the last time, anything you put on that teleprompter Biden will read
Poop Mouth!
Hey, Ron,
60% of the time, it works every time
I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
BW was a bad choice
My wife and I had sex last night!! With each other!!!
I don't know a Ned!
Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys?
Happy Birthday Ollie Stay Classy!
That squirrel can water-ski
I used to have familiar relations with.
Mmm, that is good fondue!
The waffle shirt is live
Please, Brett Kavanaugh Say something
Hurry Hurry
39% of the time it works... every time
Put down the gun and let the marching band go.
You continue to surprise me, Mr. Burgundy.
I've got to do the golf!
Pearl Jam are a bunch of Saints!!
- High-pressure system-- - Go stand over there.
Don’t act like you’re not impressed
Hey Ray where did you get that mouse?
Help.
Brendan Fraser is a saint! You understand me?!
Hello.
I love poetry
HEY EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP. LADY GAGA IS ON
of sexual harassment by Terry Bradshaw.
By the beard of Zeus!
I just made out with Georgia Blatch And I just wanted to shout it from on top of a mountain.
Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can’t understand you.
I told you that I wanted to be an anchor.
Hey, Ron!
Dès que tu commences à te demander si tu mérites mieux c'est que tu mérites mieux
Tasteful discretion is the name of the game.
All right. There it is. What do you love?
# La la la la la. #
I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Stephanie made a very funny joke today!
That's baby-makin' music, that's what that is.
PEOPLE CALL ME THE BRY MAN
What
Low ereddd?
I'm sorry, it's the--
I don't know a Ned!I
♫ Boo! Afternoon delight... ♫
Get out here! Panda jerk!
BEGIN!
Look! The most glorious rainbow ever!
I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking.
I'd punch you right in the mouth.
Damn it who put that on the teleprompter
I'm getting some great stuff, Miss Corningstone.
i even wrote it down in my diary aa had a very funny joke today
When a client decided to go DIY and the kitchen looks like a scene from a disaster movie.
I'VE JUST BEEN HANDED AN URGENT AND IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN
Get down here as quickly as you can.
See this muscle, it is from ICMP
I'm a mess without you
happy birthday Ron!
It's kind of like...
"lntercourse lsland" on the Fox Network.
and the Channel 4 News Team.
It’s the structural HVAC. They miss it every year
Even the guy who can’t think says something
Well...
Yes I’m going to have three finger of Glenlivet
Where's the suit store? We've been walking for 45 minutes.
lol... stop It!
that was used during the Civil War era.
There was a bowling alley and a man on fire. I killed a guy with a rock.
# When everything's a little clearer in the light of day #
You’re not Tom Jackson
Oh, Baxter!
Well, that might take some time.
What is that Smells like a turd covered in burnt Hair
0 - 100 real quick
If I were to give you money from my wallet Would that help ease the pain?
when people believed everything they heard on TV.
# Gonna grab some afternoon delight #
I'll be honest. I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore.
I'm offended.
I LOVE RUM. RUMMY. RUM. RUM.
Jan, kom terug naar hier!
Today we spell redemption... J O N.
BROWN WATCH! The mood is tense
We're here today to celebrate the birth of a panda.
Well, well, well,
Unit 25
Begin!
I swore that I would never get involved with a coworker.
I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale.
Ron Burgundy
You bitch!
Wow... You know how to cut to the core of me, Jimmy
Baby watch. The mood is tense.
Hello.
One slip, and it’s over, (whammy)
He will read anything that is put on the teleprompter
1% of the time it works every time
It's not a date.
- I dabble. - Oh.
Are you ready for our rendezvous?
Dear John McCain, I often disagree with you, yet
Ladies can do stuff now.
No, Brick.
- Super-duper, gang! - Yeah! Yeah!
shovel me on it!
- Oh, we're going there! - Oh!
Power. Power.
Hey, Daredevil in a hat. Yeah.
She's really great.
We're Dell We wear pants 3x a week
That will do it for us at 6:00.
THEY’LL GET YA
We've Been Here Literally The Entire Time You Have
The team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at 9:00 instead of 8:00.
House vote. The mood is tense.
C-a-m
Yes, siree.
It’s science
the most famous panda in the world,
No!
with a jump of seven feet, 10 inches.
Damn it! Who types a “pause” on the teleprompter?
and we waited as long as we could, but--
Why you take it easy today Phil
For the last time, anything you put in the intercrediotr WSFS will sign it
Go over there and see if you can get a shot. I'll go this way.
I hate you, Ryan Walters, I hate you!
Would everyone love to hear Ron Burgundy play "yazz" flute?
It truly is Beauty & The Beast
Ron Burgundy.
Mx9 I thought it was a joke. I even wrote it down in my diary
YOU CAN make use of digital methods for secure and anamized data gathering while also involving focus groups and key informant interviews for in-depth qualitative data gathering afterwards maybe we can go to lunch
Iike a flaming golden hawk:
And a glass of Scotch.
I'm Veronica Corningstone.
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Trump will read.
Hitting that sad man with his own helmet was terrible...
Oh, I hate cats.