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I miss being with you.
No… I did it. You bitch!!
I hate you, Salesforce! I hate you!
Katherine watch! The mood is tense!
Dad?
We-- you should move.
Hello, This is Amazon. We need you root credentials
RIP FRED WILLARD
TJ WATT IS A SAINT!! HE’S A SAINT!!
We’re laughing, enjoying our deal.
Hey everyone! Come and see how good I'm being!
- You asked me to come by, sir. - Oh, did l?
You're not Ron.
STOOPS WATCH DAY 6: THE MOOD IS TENSE
Jackie almost killed a guy
alec baldwin killed a guy
oh...
come on mrs boing boing move if you’re gonna crash into prendiville catholic college then move your gurgry butt! thanks sweetheart snok boing reow! yrs grandma snell move ad well we jeed to get the balloon pie! thanks finally sweetheart reow!
60% of the time, it works every time.
I love Lamb!
I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary, "karah told a very funny joke today!"
Brick, are you saying
I’m pretty sure that’s not love
Dès que tu commences à te demander si tu mérites mieux
Well, well, well…
- Is it a shortcut or not? - Okay.
Have some sex, maybe some chicken.
It's the Draft...We do it every year.
What do you say we go on a date? Have some chicken Maybe some sex. You know, see how it goes
Да
Yes…please, go on
Guys, take it easy. Just take it easy!
Howie, we have the shot.
More than anything in the world, Ron
Years later, a doctor will tell me
You know what the worst part about it is?
That's a given.
- Ed, hello. - Listen, Ron.
I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary for you
Iooks stupid.
- Hey, Ron. - Hello.
Go fuck yourself Angela.
That’s not a good start but keep going
I might add a handsome wolf at that.
he would have gotten ahold of German pornography.
The mood is tense
Thank you,
All right. Thank you, Mr. Harken.
Well that’s just great. Goodbye, Kevin…
i need all of you to stop what you're doing & listen
I woke up this morning
Thank you, Mr. Harken. That felt good.
It's so damn hot!
You stay douchey, Levi.
YOU'VE GOT A DIRTY WHORISH MOUTH... THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE...
Brick Tamland, weather.
One percent of the time it works every time
Chychrun Watch!!! The mood is tense
I'm Veronica Corningstone for Channel 4 News.
Well, well, well,
I’m a man who discovered the wheel And built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn
“Might be in trouble on that one”
I love lamb. I love lamb!
I even wrote it in my diary Today Joseph wrote his first par loan
Congratulations Dodger fans.
There she is! Veronica!
You scorpion woman!
It looks like Ling Wong,
I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch.
Son of a bee sting.
Me: When a client no shows a confirmed appointment
to play his local Emmy acceptance speech from last year.
With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
baxter got kicked off the bridge. because you pirated a dvd! it's a serious crime to pirate dreamworks movies according to copyright law. please visit www.dreamworks.com eject this disc now!
He's gonna put Corningstone on!
go fuck yourself innerspaceexplorer!
This is killing me. I'd rather slit my throat.
Really.
but I'm kind of a big deal.
Geetha and Aaron are pregnant and having a girl
3 DAYS LEFT IN THE KCDC CFP!!!
FartWatch! The Mood is Tense!
Ready the announce.
For now, why don't you just grab a desk in the bullpen?
Let’s not leave the mothers out of this today HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
Unique New York.
- Get it goin', Ronnie! - Yes! Please.
Turn the music off! I'm still talking!
Jim leads the pack!
It’s the pancake breakfast. We do it every month.
Lay low for a while
Well, well, well,
Mr. williams, you have a massive erection.
Boy, he really likes that pillow.
Nevo be like GTM TEAM BE LIKE
Boy, that de-escalated quickly.
Shh... Wamee
It's the story you were born to tell.
Well, well, well.
They don’t take into account houses with two TVs
Jesus, she's terrifying!
Ron Burgundy's ass is grass!
- Whatever. - We're live, Mr. Mantooth.
Getting into CRNA school
it’s so damn nice out!
SPEAKER VOTE DAY 3
I don't know what to say.
Lobes killed a guy
This is worse than the last time Hump showered back in 1998
What do you love?
Let’s leave the mothers out of this, alright? It’s unnecessary
Livestock show ,Carnival and Petting the Bunnies. We do it every Houston Rodeo Tejano Day
I am in a pickle!
You ladies play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang.
I believe Jamara is an old old wooden ship, that was used in the Adam Cooney Era..
- Yeah. - Yes, tell us.
GO F**K YOURSELF FLORIDA.
to the KVWN News Team,
He's a live bear. He will literally rip your face off."
and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth,
You're Welcome
... Why Don't You Stop Talking For A While?
and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.
I thought it was a joke I wrote it in my journal, black fox made a really good joke today
ahollin watch
I’m going to defeat this pandemic then our children will form a family band.
Are you happy, Ron?
ALWAYS!
How Now Down Dow
You stay Classy, Alabama
# Lookin' forward to a little afternoon delight #
I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something.
It is so awful.
When you ask if Im doing well in tennis
17% of the time, it’s cosmic... every time.
Out of sight my man
Today we spell redemption J. O. E.
You’ve got poop coming out of your shower
Okay, I guess I can play a little ditty.
Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired Ed.
Time to musk up.
As a journalist, I should get to know
Oh, Miss Corningstone.
Burgundy, of course, was the foundation, the rock.
Jace
everyone's ai posts right now
you keep your head on a swivels
STOOPS WATCH DAY 5: THE MOOD IS TENSE
Oh, let me get this over here.
or saving the woman
Uh...
FUNNY
Denny, are you paying attention? - Nope.
i'm proud of you fellas. you all kept your heads on a swivel, that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight
Hold on. Why are we all standing around? Let's go!
- Really? - Yes.
I hate you, Adam Sandler! I hate you!
More than anything in the world, Ron
That's gonna do it for all of us here at 6:00.
That’s amazing
Well, well, well…
Well done, sir.
DOROTHY HUMPROF IS A SAINT! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Smells Like Bigfoot’s Dick
Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired Jeff.
I love lamp! I love lamp.
What's this?
"Kill the druid?" i thought you were kidding! i thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary, "Teshki made a very funny joke today!"
c'est que tu mérites mieux
- # And I like to cut-- # - Hey, nut job!
- Is this Ron? - Who is this?
It’s the December choke We do it every year
Me: When a client no shows a confirmed appointment
Cannonball
I will smash your face into a car windshield
Panel, (re)assemble!!
I even wrote it down in my diary “Veronica told a very funny joke today.”
You've gotta meet this girl.
PANDA WATCH
God, no, it smells like--
Exquisite breasts?
- Oh! - I just want you all to know
look! it's eegreegor!
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
60% of the time, it works every time.
I will say one thing for her, Ed,
Harken said he'd fire us if we talked to you.
MFC fan watch. The mood is tense.
Seattle to Texas right now
Authorities are still uncertain as to why the man
That's a given
I saw that. Marty killed a guy.
Go Celia!!
I've got Josh Jenkins and Ren O'Leary waiting for you right here
How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm?
4-4-2 Thanks for stopping by Don't miss sitters I'm Ron Burgandy
You're our leader. Look what you're doing to the group.
Today we spell redemption J O E
And shocked and offended
I just wanted to shout it From on top of a mountain
Mm-hmm.
CÛmo est·n, pinches!
You stay classy, San Diego.
Probably not the same one. Probably not the same guy.
I hate you Eric Biondo, I hate you!
with every inch of me,
It's a formidable scent.
My God.
I look like hell. I got bags under my eyes.
You Might Want To Bring A Coat.
I don't know.
I did not see that coming!
fighting, screwing and reading the news.
And you ate a whole wheel of cheese?
I'd put Brick on, but unless he's tracking a storm front, he's useless.
I trying this new fad called uh, jira. I believe it's jira or yira. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently it helps you keep track of projects. It's supposed to be wild.
Well, yes.
Crypto was a bad choice
You're so wise.
I was just speaking in generalities.
and with that in mind--
How 'bout that?
Please, go on.
I am in a Pickle!
FartWatch The mood is tense
Lay low for a while Because you're probably wanted for murder
Papa John Schnatter is a saint! You understand me?
Oh, whoa, whoa. Network talent scout.
Today we spell redemption K-A-E-P
One slip,
60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time.
I-- I don't-- I didn't understand one word you said.
It’s FOMC day We do it every month
This is worse than the time the raccoon got caught in the copier!
You know those rating systems are flawed.
samurai jack is a saint
My wife and I had sex last night!! With each other!!!
Good evening, San Diego.
50% of the time, I’m there every time
“Might be in trouble on that one.”
It's Channel 4 News at 6:00!
Look at that
It truly is beauty and the beast.
i have many leather-bound sources
STOOPS WATCH DAY 10: THE MOOD IS TENSE
It’s the pancake breakfast. We do it every month.
Stop hiding behind those phony numbers, Burgundy! I'm coming after you!
time to spice things up
Wait, Wait! America, Pelase Tell me this is some some king
I think I was in love once
.
I could be driving a Mercedes and I can’t Because of you, you Scorpion woman!
I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Crotch made a very funny joke today!”
Don’t move your furniture in! I’m still working!
I Mean, That Really Got Out Of Hand Fast.
I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen I was a First Sergeant
Because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts?
If you like it, you can take it.
Breathe, Ron, breathe.
Oh, look out. Next up, it's Whiskerus Maximus.
Ron's using the machine
Today we spell redemption BVU
No!
MFC fan watch. The mood is tense.
No, wait. Wait. Let me say something.
Damnit. for the last time anything you put on that prompter Burgundy will read!
NO. HIPOS COMING ITS THE PANCAKE BREAKFAST WE DO IT EVERY MONTH
dock me on it!
If you don't, send it right back.