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Tonight's top story: an ultrasound of Ling Wong,
i looove the ladies.they rev my engine. but they do not belong in the dugout!!
You're making me look stupid
I thought it was a joke I even wrote it down in my diary. "Allison had a very funny joke last night!"
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San Diego.
Probably Brazilian Or Chinese, or something weird
It's Rocket League. We do it every Friday night.
Car House
It seems that our youngest, Chris, was
Leave the toilet paper out of this, alright? It’s unnecessary.
The party. The pants--
It is altar-boy! Not altar-lady! And that is a scientific Fact!
This is a big one
I tried to get an interview, but they said, "You can't.
Keep it rollin'. This is good stuff.
I’ve never heard of it Sounds wonderful though
what would happen if julia gillard was seychelles? oh god well i wouldn't have holidays to her anytime soon.
What in the hell's a spaghetti Diagram
Go fuck yourself, Schaffrillas.
Oh, this is awkward.
I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what.
JA KILLED A GUY
when was the time i starred in the movie 2012? when you had clutter tax in for georgette.
Hmm.
I LOVE RUM. RUMMY. RUM. RUM. RUM.
Channel 4 News,
Well that’s just great You hear that Ed? Now we have to deal with Demodexs
Christian had a very funny joke today I even wrote down in my diary
Yes, I'm going to have three fingers of pork chop
Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention?
I love poetry.
desiree coakeriunake you are married to mr caksveruzel now you are desiree coeiduverszulme, i will furniture you F-U-R-R-N now you're a dining table. and you are kikglukke furiiieuhnver K-I-D G-L-O-V-E i will pull you out of your hand mr geekie! what have i told--on second thought go ahead. after all i drink F-R-I-N-K furna-fola.
DAMN! THAT DUDE CLEANS UP GOOD!
I would like to extend to you
synth me on it
Oh.
Yes.
Helen said that you needed to see me?
When Happy Poops in the house
Come on. Come on!
# I make fart noises with my mouth #
I love stickers
Today we spell redemption BVU
Fan out. Let's go find Harken.
- All right! - Stick around.
Well, Jeremy and Sarah could sit in the orchard this evening
Baby watch!
Even the weed guy stays til close!
They’re better than us!! They’re better than us…
I'm lonely? I'm not lonely!
Golf team, assemble!
I'd like to put some barbecue sauce on that butt
Quit the singing!
Ah.
karen filippelli is a saint! You understand me?!
- Always! - Right.
It Looks Like A Whale's Vagina .
and on the next judge judy... h my dahm god lord the sculputure cost $9928888!" "well this bag did not stop at "no thanks"" "oh if you're gonna play yuururueurasian rouuururuulette with me you're outta here!" next judge judy.
No, Deuce’s coming.
50% of the schools, open 20% of the time, for 15% of the school year, works every time.
Meaning - To be in a difficult or tricky situation.
Will you follow me again?
received a two-point ratings boost,
What cologne you gonna go with?
# Afternoon delight. #
I love lamp.
what became of sammie d,olivio? she got a new job and bleached her feet.
# I don't feel much like dancing #
What's this?
The bears have descended on the news team
Corningstone was a star,
Mexico for New Year’s Holiday…?
Docness is a saint! You understand me?!?
Where did you get that food? At the toilet store?
This is a good one.
I mean eh-ny-thin-guh.
Let them work it out
Well, well, well,
He said "heinie"!
Jim after this week
You know I don’t speak Spanish
I'd like to put some barbecue sauce on that butt
#FightClub
Oh! Excuse me.
- # Doo doo doo. # - Ron!
and that I deserve the opportunity
I even wrote it down David made a funny joke today
For the last time, anything chatgpt outputs a lazy marketer will paste it on their site
Go fuck yourself Richland Players
- In a good way. - Yep.
I saw that!
- Ron, I've got to fire you. - I've got to fire you.
Ed, come here, you big silly man. You big silly man.
Go fuck yourself dickhead
When you left the hurt was so deep
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And your reporter in the field, Brian Fantana.
Mexico for New Year’s Weekend in December…?
Yo Semites!!
They're doing fast x!!!
Go fuck yourself jarrod
Rocky's, bar, grill, fine dining.
And thanks for stopping by, San Antonio.
Cannonball
I’m telling you, this lady has really crawled into Kyle’s head!
Sure.
What in the hell is Two-Spirit?
It might be a soft "j"
I'd also like to share with you that we are currently dating
How I imagine it went down between Roseanne Barr and the President of ABC.
this yogurt is delicious, but it is filling.
I'm Spiderman?
(Leonie Maier) Oh. Mum. Nice to see you. (Leonie's Mum) Oh. Thank you Leonie.
Hellblazer Critical Mass Part Two Of Five
And the winner of the frog-leaping contest was Hoppy,
N-- no, there's no way that's correct.
It's ringing.
It never ceases to amaze me.
I love lamp.
60% of the time. It works every time.
The Mountains are blue so you know it’s good.
How much time? 30? 30 seconds?
Indigenous creatures?
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Stephanie made a very funny joke today!
and the decision has been passed down
I miss--i miss my ceo.
Well hello! That's a picture of your boobies...
Oooh, now that's A hot lead
Today we spell Davey L-O-U
- My best friend, right? - Yes.
Nice work, everyone. Sharp broadcast.
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I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you!
1999 is a saint! You understand me?
My plan was to ask you
That's just great!
Assemble!
I wasn't expecting company.
Oh, damn it.
Provorov watch!!! The mood is tense on snapchat
Don’t patronise me! DON’T PATRONISE ME!
I don’t know what a bonus win is!!
I forgive you.
New Faherty!
Ron’s using the player to watch his local Emmy acceptance speech from last year
It's the CoBRO BASH WE DO IT only once
Ouch
Josh Gordon Is a Saint! You understand me?!
- Certainly. - Thank you, Scott.
They rev my engine, but they don't belong On the golf course
You hear that, Ed? Bears!
60% Of The Time It Works Every Time
Hash was a bad choice
Darling. I nailed it!...I nailed it.
Winning Formula describing Their new Verus wing
Becky Riley is a saint!
to kick some ass.
Oh, my God, you did!
I love bricks!
This is Ron Burgundy,
Wait, wait! Veronica, please, tell me this is some kind
Bing, Bong, Bong
Today we spell redemption: B-U-F-F-A-L-O
Keep the cymbals splashy,
Brick, before I let you go,
Jordans Game Warden Tactics
I don’t know a Pat
Maybe Don't Wear A Bra Next Time
You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.
What?
Jeff bezos is a saint!
Quit the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious song. All right.
When you walk into the back of Jersey Mikes
Ron. Where are you?
Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys
we've been having the same threads for 7 years. and in no way is that depressing
60% of the time, it works every time
Uh, do as the Romans do?
DrDrManmoth is a SAINT!
I'm prod of you fellas.
Me and my dog
I have nothing left! Nothing!
When you don't get hooked up at the course you work for
I love lamb. I love lamb!
FED WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE
- Hah! - What are you doing?
Wow.
You look ravishing.
." there is a girl in most of his classes called desiree coake and we will attempt to make a drinking noise as her surname sounds like the drink we all know as "coca-cola." carol i've attached a copy of the draft regarding ashley's behaviour during the first three weeks of july. thanks you.
So Ron's not coming?
Damn it I want a Roof
That is never gonna happen if everyone in San Diego
COVID-19 WATCH. THE MOOD IS TENSE!
Goodput Success Rate 80%..... 98% Good Session Rate
These bears are massive!
proudly reporting once again for Tier2 News
Dropping Crosby was a bad choice
Arnold, cue one.
[Drops mic]
every Friday night.
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
They named it San Diego.
or even the world.
Jordan Game Warden Tactics
Ladies and gentleman, can i please have your attention?
You Complete Me Veronica Corningstone
# In my heart your smile has opened up the door #
chad sexton is a saint!
Brock killed a guy.
That's not a good start, but keep going.
You stay classy, National City.
Today we spell redemption couch
Tacos… 60 percent of the time It works everytime
there’s. The grorspackfillgia. there’s. The dpqkfiospqkfillarongekfcgeeh.
Uh--
Well that’s just great. You hear that CSM? Covid-19.
Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. NO COMMERCIALS! NO MERCY!
Coach Pete is a saint!! You understand me?
Making emails too long... 89 points from Slytherin!
I love LampCarrier! I love LampCarrier.
Brian Fantana went on to have great success
it meant one thing for Ron Burgundy
Just take it easy, Champ.
Jerk watch. The mood is tense.
You have broken my heart.
We're on in 10. Good luck, lady.
Women ask me how I put up with it.
Where's the suit store? We've been walking for 45 minutes.
in a daring early morning robbery.
Goddamn son of--
You have a great day, fellas.
Damn it! who put "F***" into a strat memo? For the last time, anything you write in a memo, access will use unedited!
Piotr had a very funny joke today I even wrote it down in my diary
Oh, great Oden’s boner!
Mr. Mercury, you have a massive erection
Hughjzug A-N-N-A
She used to be a Charger cheerleader, but she broke her pelvis.
- Where the hell is he? - He'll be here.
Mel, are you paying attention? Nope.
# You want to taste and help yourself... #
You woke the bears. Why did you do that?
Seattle to Texas right now
I guess I have to take you at your word,
Thank you!
TODAY WE SPELL REDEMPTION G A R E T H
you will do the stories to which you are assigned.
John Caldwell had never heard that song