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Today we spell redemption... F.I.R.M.
Ron Burgundy
I don't know what it means.
FLORIDI-ANS, FLORIDI-ITES... FLORIDI-AEGONS
and just bite, bite, bite, bite, munch, munch, munch!
She was Brazilian, or Chinese…something weird
What Is This, Amateur Hour?
Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy.
I dont know how to put this but... i passed the pe exam and i'm kind of a big deal
Vikings were a bad choice
more than two television sets and other things of that nature.
You're probably right, but this is bad, Ron. Real bad.
Brick killed a guy
They want Tyson's blood
Linda and I had sex And now we are in love
Oh, it’s a deep burn
Kyler is swiffering his butt cheeks? I'm not even mad. That's amazing
That's gonna do it for all of us at Channel 4 News.
That’a not a good start
Happy Bday Scotty! Scotty, Scotch, Scotch!
I’m Baker Mayfield?
You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy.
You are pathetic.
Good evening. Ron Burgundy is off tonight.
Dammit! Who added the extra node to map 5?!?
Hey Ray, where did you get that mouse At the toilet store?
#NOVARKBIRTHDAYWATCH
Number Two.
Mike Ritnitjun. It's not important.
Very well
You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!
Baby watch!
but I believe nexus one is an old, old wooden ship
Of course
Look.
Burgundy and the ladies went out for a stroll, huh?
I’m JT?
but nice try.
Oh Chuck, you're still alive!
I'm very important.
Ron Burgundy
- But this is not a date. - No, of course not.
and practicing my nonregional diction.
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Niantic made a very funny joke today!”
Nobody talks about my city that way!
What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!
Moms, daughters, nieces Aunts, grandmothers, greatgrandmas
I can see you.
Give me a free day off!
Gentlemen, let's try to get in a good position for the story.
That's a nice grill GRILL ME ON IT
More than anything in the world, Ron
Count me down. Three.
By the boner of Zeus!
Stream me on it!
My Wife and i had sex!!
but nothing like this.
God, you are so beautiful.
They want to hurt you.
an absolutely breathtaking...
He — I don’t — I think he bought it!
LET'S LEAVE THE FATHERS OUT OF THIS
When transphobes hate on you You clearly have an erection
It's Channel 4 News at 6:00.
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. "The agent made a very funny joke today!”
for my signature catchphrase, "Whammy!"
It smells like Bigfoot’s dick!!!
I named my penis. It’s called the Octagon. And my tested, The left one is James Westfall and the other is Dr. Kenneth Nosewater.
hey bryan, where'd you get those players, at the toilet store?
when the local anchorman reigned supreme,
about a lack of diversity on the news team.
You stay classy, Buffalo.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
They will read anything that is put on that teleprompter i mean an-y-thing
I BELIEVE IT'S JUTTERS OR YUTTERS. IT MIGHT BE A SOFT "J"
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “SAMMY Had a very funny joke today!”
When the clock struck 6:00,
Brent killed a guy.
39 percent of the time it works... every time
That Escalated Quickly We Would Have predicted that
School Boy Bitch
You're pathetic.
Carol Ann IS THE saint
Just
That's what you gotta do when you're in a vicious cockfight.
The very best.
I saw that Kuraly killed a guy.
60% of the time it works every time
ahollin watch
Mom jeans was a bad choice
1,001.
The price of Thirsty Thursday
Baby watch 2022
Don't get me wrong. I love the ladies.
Mm, ehh, mm.
...
You might want to buy a coat.
Well that’s just great.. You hear that..
You stay classy, planet Earth.
You Hear That Ed, Bears
Burk had a very funny joke today
I guess we’ll have to take you at your word number 2
I'll be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline.
That’s not a good start
Your just a woman with a small brain
All right? I'm sorry.
I think they bought it’s not Elias
Because of my breasts? Exquisite breasts?
You sound like… a gay
Who is this?
You hear me? Audrey, look at me!
- Brian. - I'm Brian.
60% of the time, it works every time.
Damn it! Who typed the "N word" on the Teleprompter?
Mill Men Assemble!!!
You say, "Whenever you like."
and the Channel 4 News Team.
the city that I'm covering.
Today we spell redemption... F.I.R.M.
They’re gunna put Lead story Ledonne on!!!
Well, it's really quite simple.
Damn it! Who typed the "N word" on the Teleprompter?
All clear.
Damn! That dude cleans up good.
Grrr!
It's unnecessary.
I guess I’ll have to take you at your word Number two
Every newsman in this city's laughing at us.
Let's go!
You kept your head on a swivel.
Nope
Christina Lemley is a saint!
Watch out for the cars. they’ll get you
Tonight's top story:
Hit 'em in the uvula!
Tonight the streets run red With Biegalski’s blood
I love Veronica Corningstone.
- Give him a hand. - I'm not prepared. Not at all.
Have the courage To say something!
Well, hello.
Small brain
you know i dont speak spanish
solana was a bad choice
You know I don't speak Spanish.
You and I have had this discussion a million times.
60% of the time it works everytime
but God does not want her to live.
People call me the Bri-man.
Dammit!
I believe it's called Barr-ay or Beare. I'm going to need some help with this.
Great story. Compelling and rich.
You are truly an awful man Mr. Lasky
Every news outlet in the world is looking for coverage on this.
Touchy situation.
You stay classy, National City.
PPR is for little fairy boys
brial thanks for gouging out brialychook kfc yummy! the pus is infected whaap! whaap! listeria recall! listeria recall! whaap i'm so gangreneougurested! lovely thomp tomp. yes thanks brial for the chicken fuck farm gougerette pus! gougetette pus! we fill the whites with spakfilla! brial farm brial farm whaap betrayal greens! yummy.
Tonight the sewers run red with Buchanon’s blood
But they dong belong on a jobsite!
Freddie Coleman is a saint!!
I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over 1,000.
Oh, my God!
I DONT KNOW A NED!
I have been on some serious, serious reports,
I love the ladies. They rev my engine. but they do not belong in the dugout!!
- Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! - Hey.
Keep a tight perimeter.
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Chuck will read!
Ron, where you going? What, are you crazy? Ron!
I just wanted to shout it from on top of a mountain.
Damn it! Who typed 'Indigenous Creature' on the Teleprompter?
Ryley's thoughts on his doctor appointment yesterday
Quite different.
and horrifying news story.
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
When you walk into the back of Jersey mikes
We’ll that’s just great Amber!
Mr. President, why does the U.S. have so many more cases of coronavirus than the other countries?
Go fuck yourself Angela.
Im proud of you fellas
- No! - This is wonderful.
Unique New York.
What are you doing? Why didn't you get help?
Well, well, well,
When you sign your kids up for soccer and then get the practice schedule for the season:
All right, now...
50% Of Schools, Open 20% Of The Week For 15% Of The School Year. Works Every Time.
I even wrote in my diary
For you Brooke
Oh, well, when in Rome.
many leather-bound books,
Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women.
brother.
I don’t know if you heard me counting....
Equilibrium Pages Smithsonian Hope Heritage
Stephen Wright is a Saint!!
You here me? Dave, Look at me!
Damnit! Who forgot to tell Jacob what domain to use?
We've been coming to the same party for 12 years now and in no way is that depressing
The sewers run red with Burgundy's blood.
When do we get started?
Your just a woman
This one was different. I have to be honest.
That is so refreshing to me.
Wheaties, Still the breakfast of champions
Ms. Veronica Corningstone.
Don't you get it, Ron? I wanna be an anchor.
How now brown cow.
But god damn it, do I respect you.
Nice work everyone, shar
It's boring But it's part of my life
Broken Sword The Sleeping Dragon
Reed was a bad choice
I’ll be honest with you. That tastes like pure alcohol
Whale, whale, whale,
Whee!
Nailed it
Burgundy! Burgundy!
I got no heart!
I just can't believe what Ron did to you.
Anything you put on that prompter, Joe Biden will read!
and she is quite a handful in the bedroom
and he's three years old.
There's never been a woman anchor.
- Okay. - Yes.
Sweetheart, we were so worried about you,
I believe it's "jamming" or "yamming" It might be a soft "J."
- Hmm. - Great.
Iike a used diaper filled with lndian food.
BlahBlah Boooom.
ARE YOU OKAY?
My sweet Brick.
They looked a lot smaller from up there.
I might be in trouble on that one...
the skunk sat on the stump the stump sat on the skunk the skunk sat on the stump the skunk sat on the stump the skunk sat on the skumk the stump sat on the skunk the skunk sat on the stump
I heard that. Marty killed a guy.
For the last time anything you put on that prompter Biden will read!
I've just been handed an urgent
I pooped a hammer.
Draymond green is a saint
But while they're laughing and grab-assing,
Denny, are you paying attention? - Nope.
K-E-N.
I love desk.
Niagara in June?!?!?
Ha ha ho.
Does she tuck you in, Ronnie?
I guess i’ll just have to take you at your word number 5
I think that put a stop to that debate!
Baxter!
Hey.
Rub Vaseline all over your heinie
I HAVE CORONAVIRUS!
Like poop
from my co-anchor,
When do we get started?
Oh my god it does!
Up a little. Up, up.
speaker vote. the mood is tense
Desire smells like that to some people.
I am too hurt
Prost watch
This is me
DEMOB
Today we spell redemption DAN
.
And 38 degrees in the middle east
I even wrote it down in my diary "Rickard had a very funny joke today"
You look like a blueberry.
- Champ! - Ron!
If I were to give you money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain?
# Afternoon delight #
Rob killed a guy!