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Very good.
60% of the time, it works every time.
But soon, with a simple act of littering,
Dès que tu commences à te demander si tu mérites mieux
Apparently you just tread for 12 minutes
Everyone, just relax. All right?
Well that's just great...
I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary- "TZP made a very funny joke today." I laughed about it that night
les go!
- They don't really ever listen to me. - Just get it done.
PANDA Watch
When you left, the hurt was so deep.
Tonight the sewers run red With Bulldog blood
Start cleaning your desk,
Jk
I know. I love this city. It's a--
Well, jazz flute
Well you have bad hair
What's that? If you were a man,
I even wrote it down in my diary! Veronica had a very funny joke today.
and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
lol stahp it!
directly from WYPN
Harbaugh Watch The Mood Is Tense
Damn! That dude cleans up good!
That aged well
Champ Kind went on to become a commentator for the NFL,
It is baloney!
actual footage of trump talking about how important women are.
I even wrote it down in my diary!
At least LeBron offers hope
your hair
I’m not sure but apparently you just run For an extended period of time
on top of a mountain.
Did you just throw a burrito out your window?
You're gonna deprive them of that because I have breasts?
You kill me, Burgundy.
Let the games begin
I AM SHOUTING HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
When this all gets sorted out,
How do you deploy your Jenkins? I Dable in JaaS
Move Team, Assemble!
with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor
The sewers run red with Bulldog blood
That was half a lifetime ago. We're different people now.
(White) ladies can do stuff now
who's filling in for kathy hillary? irene gray.
7% of the time, it works every time.
Am I right? Look at these guys.
How now brown cow. How now brown cow.
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Mark made a very funny joke today!
Off the coast of Tampa Bay yesterday,
Jess, are you paying attention? Nope.
start a fire in someone's kitchen.
I KNOW THAT ONE DAY, LISA AND I ARE GONNA GET MARRIED ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN
Quit the singin'!
friend me on it!
I met her in the bathroom of a K-mart,
So there I go, head first, boom!
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
It’s a 9:30 start. We do it every night.
I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape.
is just upset over finishing second in the ratings again.
I don’t know if you heard me I did over 1000
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe beauty is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era
How Ellen seems to feel about J Lo
- Now I'll be number one. - No, you won't!
- Brick? - Don't! That tickles!
Today we spell redemption S-T-R-O-S
TONIGHT, WE SPELL REDEMPTION N...O...B...L...E
when was the time i starred in the movie the dish? when you had to know that you knew about clive trainor going "goodbye julia rudd english clapham! let's go to timezone!"
Oh Veronica My little china doll, you look ravishing!
That’s not a good start
I am in a pickle!
Tomorrow we spell redemption D-o-c
I miss your musk.
Because of your actions, you scorpion woman!
yes beryl gangreengrenedagregranolavillerette? what do you want? i want to do some pancacking on pie face in penruith.
It's the semi-annual unload, we do it every 4 months.
I gotta fire you.
Papa's home.
Clearly, after today, I will no longer--
Oh, okay. I understand.
TODAY WE SPELL REDEMTION M.A.D.C.L.A.W
YOU KNOW I DON'T SPEAK PORTUGUESE. IN ENGLISH, PLEASE.
She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!
reporting from the San Diego Zoo.
Well that’s just great.
YEAH, WELL You're about to be in dead place
today we spell redemption DTR
Really?
OH MY GOD I FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!
1999 is a saint!
I'm in a glass case of emotion!
POWER
BGA is kind of a big deal
I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned
YOU'RE NOT BASTIAN
- after her big break. - Where's lan? Ian!
Ooh, now that's a hot lead.
Keeping that in mind, I'd like to introduce the latest addition
Will is BALONEY!!!
Rico watch. The mood is tense.
If you were a man, I'd Punch You! I'd punch you right in the mouth.
The man punted legend
Well, I can't help it.
Anyway, I've become kind of famous
and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.
Come Get A Taste Mustangs
with a little bit of pepper, and, uh, some cheese.
and-- and hurt.
I know what you're asking yourself,
Very well
we've been replying to the same thread for a year, now and in no way is that depressing
I'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song!
When this all gets sorted out, I Think You And Me Should Get An Apartment Together.
- This is grim. Real grim. - What are we gonna do?
Bang, boom, they were showing lasers
We are watching history.
Are you and Champ having a good time, Ron?
Today we spell redemption J-O-N
Poppy had a very funny joke today
I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
No, Ryan's coming It's the Invitational, We do it every year
You're not atra
KYLE GALUSHA IS A SAINT
Good buddies sharing a special moment.
And this is the moment
This Corningstone business is really hurting our rep.
Do you even know what you just said!?
- Is there an anchorman there? - Hold on.
I hate you, Ryan Walters. I hate you!
- Whoo! Marco! - Polo!
You read my news!
they're gonna make linderman a supervisor
I saw that miller killed a guy
# She got the way to groove me #
You are truly a disappointment to us all, Mr. Burgundy!
I thought it was a joke, I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary, google made a funny joke today!
Ed, there's 300 very angry San Diego-ites.
Have Some Breakfast burritos, Maybe Some Sex
I'm a mess without you
What is this, amateur hour?
You did? It just came through me. It was so organic.
Think about what you're asking.
What'd she say?
No, she gets a special cologne.
an unusual aquatic daredevil.
I’m not a baby. I’m a man! I’m an Anchorman!
I love ribs.. ribs ribs ribs in my belly
I don't know a Ned
Great. Bears.
That's what kind of man I am.
- Let's go to Brian Fantana live... - Gimme a tighter one on two.
Look, I don't speak Spanish.
RWV is a saint!
- Ron Burgundy? - Yes?
Hey! You're making me look stupid. Get out here, Baby Jerk
97 Percent of the Time We Get 500pg All the Time
Oh, that was one crazy party.
oh the patio! i love it bring siritthas out! oh he loves it. whha waah! have learnt to speak can talk hi mama hi dada say hello to great grandma auntie gayle hi grandma great auntie gayle. oh siritthias loves his new life.
You're live, Mr. Burgundy.
I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
That's the smell of desire, milady.
You destroyed the only thing I love.
Well I could be wrong,
6% Fees I did not see that coming…
Why can't you be proud of me
43% of the time, it works every time.
Scotty, I have the shot.
1/2 of schools, open 1/5 of the time for 1/8 of the year. Works every time.
Excuse me?
I saw that. Brick killed a guy.
Oh, she is a saucy mama! I mean, I would...
Well done, sir.
Help!
I love bear.
i even wrote it down in my diary. aa had a very funny joke today
And thanks for stopping by.
Baxter!
[Drop mic]
Forty Percent Of The Time They Hit Every Time
Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
Look, drunkie, you been coming in here every day,
0.09765 percent of the time, it works every time
with fire?
Polyethylene Panther Works 60% of the time til you’re 100% Dead
Okay. No, I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Great Odin’s raven!
Look.
If I were to give you Maxey out of my Team, would that ease the pain?
We're work associates. I work at the station.
It’s Reid watch 2022
This is a big one.
It looks like our broadcast last night
Of course.
What's this?
and listen.
It was quite a show down here at the Pet Shack.
No, Travis is coming
60% of the time, it works every time.
Panda watch The mood is tense
The Sewers Run Red With Burgundy’s Blood
you are acting like a baby
Your Guests be like:
Ron Burgundy
39% of the time it works every time
Joyce Baldwin is a saint! You understand me? Joyce Baldwin is a saint
You're not atra
- When we get to the pet shop-- - Cough!
That's a rash decision. Is this about something else?
I could be wrong, but I believe Sarah Olle is an old, old wooden ship
Ruggs Killed a guy
Today we spell redemption
Mm.
I love Coke Cokey Coke, Coke.
Whammy!
In case we die here today,
You know those Ratings Systems are Flawwed! DUH! Nexstar Media Group Propaganda!
to keep her in line, is bed her quick.
that lives deep within my loins, like a--
Mouse Watch. The Mood is Tense.
Whenever you like.
Entering the contest was a bad choice
Even the guy with 3 drafts going, says something!
No. No.
When you Tee it low hitting into the wind
Today we spell redemption RODGERS
- She's got feelings, too. - Oh, my God!
any new staff starting today? yes katya arnold stephen katniss kate jayron kimmy tessa and thurong.
Stay sweet spc
Besides, I'm sure Wes here
60% of the time it works everytime
I miss my musk.
when you called me your lead anchor.
Yeah, I'm gonna quit sayin' things
.
I think you and me should start a podcast together.
Well, Ron, I'm gonna put poison--
Go, Brick.
I'll be a man.
Ed, she insisted on coming in.
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Savannah made a very funny joke today!”
That's a given.
It’s quite pungent
I just the call from Poona
If you're coming down the baseline, you gotta take home plate from me!
I don't remember doing it
More than anything in the world.
3 DAYS LEFT IN THE KCDC 2023 CFP!!
It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said.
Do you even know what you just said?
Yes, I can. I can think of a lot of things to say.
I believe it's jogging or yogging. It might be a soft "J."
im kind of a big deal
GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGJOE
I'm not sure, but apparently you just run
Memorial of Christs death
Veronica Corningstone.
I heard that. Marty killed a guy.
I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be?
I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen
It stings the nostrils.
I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you.
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ITS THE WELLBEING BREAKFAST WE DO IT EVERY 3 MONTHS
Today we spell redemption
Hi, Ron.
Lol
- What happened? - She knew it was me.
60% of the time It works every time.
You hear me pussy? Nelson pussy
When your boy complains about women always leaving him
Neither have I, Sister Margret I was just speaking in generalities
We don’t know how many games he’ll be suspended. But it could be a lot. Or a little. We don’t know.
I hate you, Gill Minter. I hate you!
Son of a bitch!