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Version two-- Mary King steals peace pipe,
Ma'am, your ex-husband just called.
No, that was knowing. I was being knowing.
you're actually gonna get permanent lockjaw.
- What's the point? - Okay, I'll do it.
The baseline is your budget proposal from last year.
Okay, so the president's already going through a lot of pressure
You've got to do the same face.
- I make it 10. - 12.
And I think sometimes we need to just take time.
Yeah, tell me about it. And I'm swimming in it
It's like waiting for a biopsy result.
- That's it. - Shit, okay. All right, sorry.
being a crucial part of the military rescue is a lie.
I just was fluffed
- America thanks you. - You're welcome.
to Cap d'Antibes for the night.
Okay, version one-- Selina Meyer
or whatever the fuck happens at the end of that story.
Okay, Lee, you're just making it worse.
Check this out, then. Do we have a deal?
You look so good, you're like a work of art.
- All right. - Okay.
- I did. - Oh.
And you know what? That's a very fucking tough look to pull off.
- On the table? - Yeah.
This isn't "Meyer the Liar" again.
- I understand that, honey. - Don't call me honey for starters.
Oh, to congratulate me 'cause I made the deal last night.
Well, technically, ma'am, he had the palm of your hand in his hand.
Fuck buddies.
but most people alternate emotions.
She did own Brian Earl in negotiations by pretending to faint.
What?
What are you doing? Are you gonna propose?
Does that mean you're back on the market?
Just try not to embarrass yourselves while I'm gone.
only until-- look at me-- I give you a signal.
I can't give you a single digit.
That is extremely disrespectful.
Okay, I'm authorized to come down on OSHA from 25 to 17.
She has that boyfriend.
She'll be thrilled to see you again.
You need to issue a statement, okay?
And I'm very much enjoying the plastered-on smile,
Okay, it's not arrogant.