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it's knocked your teeth out, and it's making sweet love to your face!
Good evening.
The Georgian election is here
I mean, I studied that footage.
Are there any nibbles on that Dave Barry...
I'm your host, Dan Egan,
I started up a basketball league to endear myself to you assholes.
'cause Selina's...
I once dry-shaved that woman's legs
SHUT THE FUCK UP You epileptic Picasso painting
that you did so because you were embarrassed
Well, I suppose I should say I'm sorry.
Hi, Mom. Hi, Jaffar.
every five seconds for your amusement.
Oh, yeah, that... mm-hmm.
yammer my case to the morning TV yabbos.
I just got a lecture from a 22-year-old piss twat with a SUNY Binghamton degree
with a camel toe and his child molester goggles
much like the Meyer presidency.'"
What... mm... what?
we're having Peking Gourmet.
We played that last night when you weren't here.
It was just fantast... well, regardless...
but also the emotional and psychological problems...
The White House maids, the steward.
I mean, you've got nothing here.
- Come on, honey, I'll walk you out. - Oh, that's nice of you.
Uncle Jeff, come on!
- a while back, I was working on this humor column... - No, don't, Mike.
Chinese cover-up over the tweet.
AKA New Hampshire.
I just wish we could leave this country forever.
- Oh, my gosh! - Yeah!
right off the New Hampshire congressional ballot
Mike!
- Yeah. - Which, again, is tomorrow night,
and I do 'cause I slept with him for two years...
- Ball in. - Let's go, Congressman.
It just came out today, and we thought it would be fun,