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Danny boy.
- I'm leaving. - How are you doing?
so get the fuck off our court.
We did, ma'am.
who negotiated with the Chinese president to free Tibet.
except for the "Lhasa Express," though.
- from the Meyer Presidency... - Oh, no.
- Leon West has Mike's diary! - Amy, you promised!
her personal trainer and lover, Ray Whelan."
Well, there's President Montez, Tom James...
Now that's a pun!
Actually, I did write a zinger for "The Tonight Show" about Ray.
- Oh, so cute. - Yeah, very cute.
By the way, what is in the bag?
- I've got stomach cramps. - Aw.
about some salacious news stories about your trainer.
- Mazel tov. - Oh, thanks, Kent.
Jonah, I have been thinking,
- Well, that's Catherine's problem. - Okay.
Actually, what I really would love to talk about,
Listen up, Ms. Tranz,
That tranny knuckle-dragger is my fiancée.
- Hello, Marjorie. - I'm sorry to be so hysterical,
and our boat is also made out of shit.
I wish I didn't have one.
- Is my baby okay? - Come on, guys, we gotta go!
Ew! No!
Starting up here, we've got Ella, who is age nine.
- Balls. - like the leaky prison faucet
So, we will go to Paris first.
when I'm talking about my hog with some hot "shiska" nurse.
It was you.
Even you would admit that freeing Tibet from Chinese rule
I'm gonna be like a disability check
- No such thing. - Well, President Meyer's book.
I was a patsy, but to my knowledge, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Oh, my God, I love this!
You guys can join my league. How about that?
Woodward minus Bernstein plus Propecia.
It's got the terrorist drone assassination.
that we put together with Scotch tape here.
I went to summer camp with that dude
Yes, of course, I can be very flirtatious.
And, Mike, where the fuck do you think you're going?!