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I've heard all the stories.
Well, I mean, you'd either say, "You made porn," or "You made a porno."
(LOIS LAUGHING OBNOXIOUSLY)
Half of them don't even move, the other half just blink.
For the Iast time, Brian, there's no Iink to it anywhere online.
She totally betrayed me!
(ALL AGREEING)
people used to make all those jokes about how Ryan Seacrest was gay?
Or pollinated smog, or...
Well, you never see a gray-haired one.
And his only wish is to one day become a famous heart surgeon.
-(COUGHS) Skank. -(COUGHS) I'm actually sick.
So Raoul gave me a job at his pet store, but I still needed money.
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
-BIess you. Have a wonderful day. -Thank you, Father.
And if she did, I know that Jesus would have forgiven her.
and that doesn't give you any reason to humiliate me Iike this.
-What? -There's been a change!
No, no. Not one one and two fives. Two ones.
NARRATOR: We now return to EIIen Only Talks When Her Guest Is Talking.
(LOIS LAUGHING OBNOXIOUSLY)
You know, I accidentally almost put a cashmere sweater in there.
All I want to do is help people.
We were having a nice time.
to our neighborhood.
You know, it's my first anchoring job, and I'm trying to make a good impression.
OHMYGOD!
(SIGHS)
I promise, I'II take it to the grave. But, oh, my God, Lois, that's hilarious!
Oh, no, that movie's Iong gone. Like the original ending to Grease.
It was a time when women would stand topless,
(WE GO TOGETHERPLAYING)
Give me that belly!
Oh. Hello, Lois.