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and fun-sized mouthwashes-- TSA approved.
I was decorating the house for Halloween.
Fool! Every part of this world is alive!
Are we in Kansas anymore? No.
John, Philip, Thaddeus.
And this is a good time to tell you I have space warts.
Infuse our stagnant economy with dollars you don't really have.
They're all in one place. Let's fry these calamari
it's time to start your Christmas shopping.
Are you guys gonna beat me up?
I want you to find out
Plain brown toothbrushes, unflavored dental floss
Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard.
Are you sure, Lord?
I can't speak!
"D, E, A."
is a wonderful time to take up alcoholism.
Wait a minute.
Although, even the Garden of Eden
Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?
But you're God.
You know, on some level, I've always known.
Another spider!
Keep suiting yourself, you one-eyed (using bleeping censored bad word)!. Keep suiting yourself, you one-eyed (using bleeping censored bad word)!.
When are we doing the Black Swan?
But your human body costs nothing.
Ay, caramba!
Nobody talk anymore!
Whoa! Check out this bitchin' bod!