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Fine. I'll let 'em go.
I'm AJ Benza. You won't find Pearl's name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
- You're under arrest. - Come on.
- What is this? Snot soup? - Tomato bisque.
- But you're not scheduled tomorrow. - I know.
"They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head
It's showtime.
"The town of Vegas has got a different face
Hey, look at me. I'm a pole in a strip club! Oh!
"I could really use a cup about now
- This last one won't open. - You gotta jiggle it.
0-1-1-0-1-0-0-1.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join these two in holy matrimony.
Move! Your fur is making my feet sweat!
"It seems today that all you see
Quiet! You had your chance!
He can't have a bird in his beard.
There's so much you've missed in the last 30 years.
- " James Garner? What's he plugging? - " Some crappy movie on TNT
You have to wait until the bird departs of its own accord or you'll be prosecuted.
"We're not too far from voting Feldman-Haim
I'll have a Diet Sprite.
And if I have any advice to give you, it is this: move to California
"They'll treat you right unless you're black or gay or Cherokee
01! 01!
Goodbye, Pearl.
"But you can forgive the world and its flaws