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David Chicago!
And... 1,000.
And that's all I ever wanted.
I never want to lose this feeling.
Help me, somebody!
and I want nothing to do with you!
Hey, eyes front! I'm talking!
Once you hit your runner's high,
That's the man who passed out at the liquor store.
I am currently seeking online companionship as
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We had trouble hearing you in the back.
But-but what if that sexy boy has another bomb?
Hey what’s up
you'll catch your second wind.
It's called "running," Lois.
What book?
And besides, he's the one who quit.
"'I don't need legs when I've got a positive attitude
Short, but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman.
Yeah, are you sure you can finish a marathon?
where the issue was how fast we could go.
Good night, Lois.
Joe, quick, give me the book.
Welcome to another edition of Cross-Legged Chat.
"'What's a hooker?' asked the bunny, who was gay.
1,000 what?
when I'm trying to inspire them.
Jesus Christ almighty
Listen, Peter, if you're gonna act as David Chicago,
Oh. Hey, Peter.
Due to a gut-busting divorce, limited people skills,
Joe, Joe, stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
I believe he does.
We're this close to Bone City.
And besides, I'm the only one of the two of us
the same squirrel from the first page...
What's it about?
and significant prodding from my therapist,
for a children's book.
I've-I've lost all credibility, haven't I?
Quite... quite the imagination on this one.
"Chapter One.