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Me trying to write a book
Oh, yeah.
I tried the online dating thing,
Good day for these wet paint brushes, too.
I know how much this meant to you,
Short, but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman.
"said Randy the Raccoon.
She can't take any more!
so he can survive in the wild.
Hey, Stewie! Can you come in the bathroom for a second?
Okay, that's all our time.
you didn't forget about our date, did you?
Yeah, me, too.
I think it might be time to leave.
and sent my book to a publisher.
"'Could you find it in your heart
I wonder if this temp is the same on my other foot.
Wha... Who?
But then..."
This way, you'll earn your dessert.
We got a Hopeful Squirrel book to write.
Y... You're not gonna believe this.
to run the phasers.
Now, I understand we have some questions from the audience.
* I had the radio on... *
David Chicago.
Brian, this is your heart.
The-the squirrel doesn't even sound hopeful.
Yeah, I need to find something a cartoon apple would wear.
Well, how come you didn't just write it under Joe...
Sorry, Joe, but the publisher loves me.
in a couple weeks.
I just hate to see you two in a fight.
I dumped her; she couldn't keep up with me.
Go get 'em, Brian!
Peter, wait.
"Give me all your money. I have a gun"?
"Hey, glad you guys could make it!"
So you ready to watch me kick some ass?
Hey, guys. You look like you're getting a little red.
Wow. Well, that really means a lot to me, Peter.
Well, it's called The Hopeful Squirrel.
and I would just laugh and laugh,
digging away down there, just nagging and itching and...