HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yeah, but I can do that for you. I'm gonna do that for you.
Mon, if you do get married, can I bring two guests?
Sensitive is important. Pick him.
And that's Pete's mom.
...just so I know, is it good news or bad news?
Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
Oh, my God, that's Pete. Get out!
Excuse me. Is Vince here?
If he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should do it...
Ninety-eight hot saves. Highest on the force.
Yeah, right.
So I'm sorry. I'm just terrible. I'm a terrible person.
So do they know about each other?
What was that?
I'm afraid one of them will catch me with the other.
Don't forget that ficus there by Rachel.
And I feel like I've conquered the intellectual world.
See? You just need the right command.
And when I thought about saying yes...
I want you close enough to smell the blood.
- What? - It's probably just low on coolant.
- Well, what was it? - Well, I don't know.
You know what you don't see a lot? Topless tap dancing.
We need, like, a good mechanic.